riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
SmellyCloset
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Chris
United States
Alas…
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Top comments
coolguyattack 0
Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?
Incubuss 0
To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?
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Comments (158)
lauraaaa_fml 0
aww, i had a hamster named dribbles and he died 1 month and 4 days before he turned 3 years old:( i feel bad for you.
peacockfeather 0
FAIL.:))
Crysta_fml 3
Obvioulsy your hampster is dead 'riptoofie' is your userhandle... but eh... Your FML isn't an FML... really, is it?
nerdychick16 2
-*Oh Wow..Was He Alive?
cwark 0
lol this fml is in the fml video
Miley_Virus 0
UR A ****** LIAR.Hamsters have life spans of two years.
linndzee 0
u dumb a*** of course it was dead??? hellooo. he found the decayed body im guessing
bk_chick13 0
well that's just wat happens wen u name a hamster toofie lesson learned everyone
FMLiswhatisay 0
who the **** names their hamster toofie?!
hellzrydaz 0
ydi for having a hamster you poor dumbfuck