Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for seven years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Surprise!
steve412 0
Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.
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Comments (280)
titzenpitzer 9
urgh, that must sting...I also know the feeling on being cheated. Be prepared for the "she's done me wrong but I still love her"-phase. And try to ignore it.
SwtCherryPie 26
Do you have a daughter thats old enough to be doing stuff like that? If not, I'm sorry to hear this happened to you.
ahhdorablepeach 0
Or son...
juturnaamo 29
Sue Johanson suggests using condoms to keep toys clean. If it wasn't filled with ****, it could be something innocent.
abunger90 0
Exactly what I was thinking
pinky78711 5
Agreed
AnnaBonJovi 9
I think 2 was referring to where OP says "happily married", as in their marriage clearly wasn't as happy as he thought (if his wife is being unfaithful), and by "someone else's" meaning it belonged to an entirely different couple, not his wife. Could have been a little clearer though! :)
babe7260 30
I totally agree!!! Ask her about it but don't fall for any bullshit stories either!!!! So sorry that happened !!!! I too feel your pain!!! I was married to my first husband for less than 2 yrs & I can name 10 different people that I know about off the top of my head, not ten times, ten PEOPLE !!!!! Everytime he got caught he would cry & swear it would never happen again!!! ( I found out about a bunch of the ten after our divorce) but a leopard never changes their spots!!!! Save yourself alot of future heartache & end it!!! You deserve SO much better!!!!!!
ItsTheKing 10
I agree with 52. I don't think someone could miss the point of the fml that bad.
leadawg75 12
Do you have a weird teenage neighbor or son ? Could be his.
Wiringify 22
Daughter / Son ???
brilliantideas 6
You can still get herpes using a condom. Read up on STD transmission.