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whatdidimarry Cardiff, United Kingdom

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

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Allusivness 21

No pussy jokes people.

Halpak 16

I guess the cat's got his tongue

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Allusivness 21

No pussy jokes people.

PhinIt2WinIt 24

i would see this as a meme

NeatNit 33

you cat expect me to resist that temptation, now, can you?

katachristic 19

*meow, can you?

Halpak 16

I guess the cat's got his tongue

LycanGod 27

tag team on the butter!! lol still bit nasty for them them to do that

hellnosucka 27

well seems like you had more than one pussy all along.

jerryj 27

Yeah, you were the other one. :>

LycanGod 27

could it be that they like are the butter half of each other?

sonasonic 34

Great minds think alike.

icares_fml 11

Wait...is this an euphemism for something else? I will google licking peanut butter with cat and see what I find.

ImTheAlpha 30

No. Cats will literally jump up and lick sticks of butter. Peanut butter is unrelated to this fml.

Solano2580 24

Does that really require you to write an FML on it instead of dealing with it privately? Do you expect to just wish it away or complain until it resolves itself? Help me out here, i'd really love why you felt the need to make this into a public matter.

LycanGod 27

sometimes there is no specific reason... its just because the OP can plus she thought it would make a good enough fml for her... maybe she was going to use the butter?

yerawizardlizzy 27

That's pretty much the entire nature of FML. If it bothers you, you should probably check out a different website.

Snano 15

Is this app not to tell stories about the weirdly bad, funny but unfortunate, tragic things, or just generally disliked scenarios that have happened to us?

philosophicallll 25

Hello there, don't be a jackass.

DoomSkuller 28

I think most ppl writing FMLs do deal with the problem, depending on the severity of the problem, just a matter of whether they deal with it before, during, or after writing the FML...

leogachi 15

@10 Why should anyone feel the need to post their problems on public forums? Most FMLs are basically "I had a bad day today" or "I learned something terrible". Telling people about your problems makes you feel better, and that's just what Op did.

shannon.elizabeth 13

because its funny. having walked in on my cat licking butter this FML made me laugh thinking of my boyfriend and my cat doing that

Jryan952015 7

Someone's going out with the cat. Look like you got some competition!!!

Snano 15

I wanna know the story behind this •-•