Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for seven years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
Surprise!
steve412 0
Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.
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Comments (280)
cynthiaijk 8
I must say it's nice when people give serious and helping answers to OP ,thumbs up!
Alyssamarie23 3
Maybe it was one of your kids?
princessmollysue 9
Everything that glitters is not gold !!! But I feel bad for u :(
anarchistpunk 3
What a bitch. Sorry dude
badactor009 0
Pay no attention to the used condom in your trash. Ignorance is bliss.
Rooney77 3
This is funny, go up to her and ask her how was it and if she liked?? Plus improve take tips from her, you obviously don't help her much
immaMonsta 8
Would your wife really be stupid enough to leave a used condom in the trash where you can see it? I really dislike cheaters, but if people are going to cheat, they should at least be slick about it. I hope your wife isn't cheating OP and this was just some weird situation for you.
Bladian 5
Except if it was even possible that it was someone else's this wouldn't be an FML. Jesus.
Nezuri 5
Perhaps it was one of your adolescents one..? An older woman wouldn't be so stupid to leave the evidence out in the open and that's a mistake that children make, haha.
GSU2013 6
Alot of people are saying if the roles were reversed then everyone would be ragging on OP. Here is the opposite FML: Today, my wife found a used condom in our trashcan. We've been using other forms of birth control. FML.
tj4234 36
tbh the opposite would be 'my husband' instead of 'my wife'