Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Who pukes in a water fountain?
GUYMAINE 16
You'll learn to be courteous one way or another
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Who pukes in a water fountain?
Shawnie Gallant 24
If this was at school, teachers will send you to the bathroom and the water fountain before actually letting you call home. It was probably a teacher not allowing the person to go home.
Madrias 36
They'll also keep you around yanking your chain until lunchtime has passed so they can get paid, as long as you don't throw up or shit yourself. As soon as you puke or foul your pants, the school wants you out of there as fast as possible, so that you're someone else's problem.
welp24 11
That... doesn't make sense. Why wouldn't they get paid if a student is home sick?
Selene1090 26
Actually, we dont get paid for each kid per day lmao We go through the motions of having kids go to the bathroom, getting a drink, checking their temp, etc. because kids lie about being sick to get out of school all the time. And of course we dont want them at school while they are sick, we dont want them to get the rest of us sick. Plus, they obviously belong at home so they can get better. Lmao your reply shows how bitter you are about school. I get it, school sucks. I hate it and I work there, but sometimes we do things for a reason.
GUYMAINE 16
You'll learn to be courteous one way or another