Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
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Top comments
legodude28 16
It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.
604 11
Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.
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Comments (101)
604 11
Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.
quickit 24
At least her roommate didn't try to cover up the truth. However, she definitely covered something else.
desoxyn242 14
I bet when she came into the room she realized right away
LRiver 9
Looks like someone came in the room....
desoxyn242 14
They came and then left....the condom in plain sight
15Erik 21
Sounds like she has secrets beneath the sheets.
feelingold 18
Don't you just love it when a #1 comment is really excellent? Speed + wit. I salute you sir (or madam, since your profile is mysterious).
GreekYogurt 26
See what you did there ;)
Alexandraaaaa_ 13
Well, you know what you should do. Right?
TrippingOnAcid 29
Enlighten us
CallMeBatman 15
Maybe it's just me, but no, not really..
howard007 18
Do it in her bed
littleteapot 21
Move out. My dormmate (traditional dorm) did that my freshman year. I transfered to a different dorm as soon as I could. I still don't like that slore.
chillandfun 12
Well the only thing to do in all fairness would be to use her bed for sex...then get a new roommate.
LuckBeNimble 19
shit in her bed.
Azellia 15
67- your profile pic makes that comment even funnier
Orlinda 2
67 I would have said piss in her bed but, your idea is much better.
little_one 20
Or piss and shit on her bed! Let that all seep into the mattress!
legodude28 16
It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.
EJSwank 14
They say roommates get close during the school year... She really took that a step further
HeWillBeLoved105 22
They actually say that they grow apart, and now they're about to.
prettygurl89 16
Welp, that bitch would just have to die *shrugs shoulders*
ArtichokeFML 2
No, just no.....
iop330 22
This is when you go full sassy diva. Regina George that bitch.
MidnaLink 35
Someone's watched Mean Girls one too many times. I don't think a Burn Book is necessary, and don't even think about pushing her near a bus!
howard007 18
Go R Kelly on her sheets
twofade 12
pissssssssssss
AddictGamer 16
But shit! It was only 99 cents.
daydreamer244 13
Spread the love.
wanted_2_want 40
NO RESPECT!!! You're gonna need a new mattress.
teapotrevolt 27
Time to burn the bed! Lol
AverageJoey 18
At least she was honest about it, a lot of roommates are complete assholes, considering she isn't maybe you can get a new mattress out of this.
ohSNAPyall 27
If her roommate would have been willing to buy another mattress, she would have upgraded her own. And not only did she use her bed, she left a USED CONDOM in it. That's pretty assholeish. If her boyfriend had picked up after himself, she probably would not have told OP.