Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
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Top comments
hernamewaslola 0
alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid ***** left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!
wafflemonger 0
You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.
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Comments (67)
ohdamn_fml 2
Scrubs reference! Awesome, Factory haha
Haelous 0
You're paranoid for spying on her trash. She may have cheated on you, but there's more to this.
dmert5 12
What more is there
Kazze 31
It could have just been laying on top. It's not like it's easy to miss.
valos 0
i dont think its wrong to suspect , and if you have to go thru the garbage then so be it .... now you know what a piece of shit she is .....she did you a favor
Hoplaka 0
Maybe she had an open trashcan in her bathroom. I do. :3
ropeandneck 7
yeah, and maybe she did a favor to someone else.
greenman_fml 0
take it and next time you see her, throw it at her face. you win
Speech_fml 0
Ordinarily I'd agree that she's cheating, but what if when you asked, it turned out she let her friend use her place for a quickie with her bf, and that's HIS brand?
GardeningHoes 0
Because usually people don't just into friends to their home for a "quickie", it's just not something that happens.
Alexweber929 14
Bull shit, its perty common actually, ive used my freands dorm room more than once when I go up to party with him
hernamewaslola 0
alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid ***** left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!
muchosucko 0
shes prolly cheating. whoever says she isn't is being stupidly optimistic, or actually is his girlfriend.
wafflemonger 0
You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.
phatrei 5
you do realize sex toys that cum do exist right.
lemonkid44 0
So confront her! Don't tell us about it. Stand up for yourself. Be strong, bro
squeaky_fml 0
honestly, the last time I used a condom it was on a banana.
bored690 0
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Creamysweeps 5
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