Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I've discovered that it's hard to convince your friend that your Internet won't stop randomly shutting off when he's trying to have a serious conversation with you. I'm actually not lying, but he thinks I'm trying to ignore him. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
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Top comments
Exhumed 0
"live"s are overrated
Herushingu 0
Sigh...i realized i do the same thing >_>
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Comments (103)
schinthalapuri 0
Haha
123sploosh 0
YOU. ARE MY HERO EDIT: to the OP, not the stupidd boring douche who said "haha"
hbkkbh6h8 0
for your friends that are online when you go "offline" wouldnt they have no lives if they can be on all day to think you have no life?
molly2moon 0
I think there was a funny pic about this. Or was it le troll? Hmmmmmm idk
mm02 0
You should go out more. It's never too late to have a life outside the internet.
greys_anatomy_ 0
um i dont think that people realize that the only people that see that you are online are people that are online. so this is totally stupid because the people that are online and "making fun of you" are also online and therefore have no grounds to even say anything.
intint50 0
BAM.
soonersbaby21 0
not necessarily 59. I have Internet on my phone as do many people. So I can be "online" but really out doing things all the time.
GongButterfly 0
lolz sorry thats lame. you need a life :/
Exhumed 0
"live"s are overrated
wingedspiritus 0
Quite the contrary. Life is underrated. :]
Bl4ck_1c3 2
yes, but Internet is cheaper than life.
Herushingu 0
Sigh...i realized i do the same thing >_>
boone_fml 0
It's not hard. Just pick up a hobby.
bobbycombo 0
like guns
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allysonnn 0
wtf LOL
letitbe56 0
If you're worried they'll see you're online, doesn't that imply that you think they're always (or often) online too? Call them up and go do something!
dyingtinkerbell 2
I do this far too often as well. What are you supposed to do outside the house? The sun is too bright!