Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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Comments (365)
mundy_fml 0
that's a dumb diet ... makes no sence. you need to workout
mayhemxphoto 0
wow...
canitbe 0
like omg guys i really wanna Lose three pounds. hahah. you should working out as well you know maybe run couple laps. do a couplejumping jacks and possibly some running in place.
andrewFML 0
fat prick!
slytherinhouse 0
while eating fruits and veggies is healthier than eating a ton of fried food, there's still carbs in it, and depending on what kind you're eating, there can be a lot of carbs, like potatoes and peas, and fruits have a lot of sugar in them, especially bananas and grapes. and coffee is something you should limit your intake of if you're seriously trying to lose weight. it's a stimulant and will actually increase your appetite or make you hungrier more often. i'm not saying stop drinking it altogether, heaven knows if i don't have my cup in the morning, i turn into a huge grouch and get a headache. some of the best weight loss plans i've seen come from the weight watchers system. i've been following it for a year now and i've lost 40 pounds. just make sure you don't totally cut out the natural sugars completely, but do try to stay away from processed sugars. and don't try to eat completely fat free, your body needs some fat intake, otherwise it will think you're starving it and will halt the weight loss process. trust me, i've been those routes before i tried what i'm doing now. and don't think of it as a diet. diet is a nasty word and it makes the mind think that you're doing something not enjoyable. call it a lifestyle change.
Shutsuji 3
Don't you ever watch the commercials? Diet and EXERCISE! Oh well, at least you tried.
stokebasing 0
:o that sucks. FYL
mel84 0
Eating so little can actually make your body hold on to fat. It's actually better to just eat healthily - make it a lifestyle choice, don't use some stupid, fad diet! - and EXERCISE. Why do people always forget this? Because they're lazy and and too impatient to wait for the results which will actually last.
SingleMaltScotch 4
Why do people look to their weight alone for a sense of self-worth? It's not about how many pounds you weigh but how healthy you live. Diets like this are almost impossible to maintain - OP should just eat sensibly and exercise and not live by the number on the scale.
CallMeHush 1
Too many carbs, up your protein and move around a little.