Today, I'm three months pregnant. Hours after the father of my baby bought me a wedding ring, he decided to get drunk and tell me that he doesn't see himself with me for the rest of his life, and doesn't really want to get married. Oh and that he hates my dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML
Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to end my engagement after my fiancé agreed to let several of his obnoxious family members move in without even asking me. He says 'family over everything' but what does that make me? To make matters harder, I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I’m 8 months pregnant. The father says the he won’t come to any more appointments, the baby shower, or even the birth unless his new girlfriend is allowed to be in the room when I deliver. I said absolutely not, so he told me to never call him again, and blocked me. They’ve been together for 2 months. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
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SaturnE_fml 0
I'm assuming since this is an FML, she's heartbroken. I also assume she wants the child. The first thing, period, to worry about isn't if he wants to stay with _you_, it's does he see himself being an active and stable father? Will he visit regularly, not just on weekends, but after work too? will he take turns with you being the stay home parent on weekends so you both have a life? Will YOU be adult enough to sit beside him at the school play, watching your child together? Will you do everything you can to make sure you're allowing him to be an active father? Can you two both be friends for the rest of your lives, and more importantly stand up for each other against any future partners? If you can answer yes to all of this, your kid has a chance at a great, if different life. You have a chance to get back into the pond, still take care of yourself, and be choosy about your next crush. If the answer to any of those questions to you is "no", you need to sit down and decide what's more important, your convenience or the child's happiness. And you need to consider all aspects of being a parent. If any of them for him are no, you need to immediately start prepping yourself to be strong, independent and still desirable. You don't want to be alone, obviously, but you'll have to be until you find that perfect partner to share not only you, but your child with. Any other options are yours, but think about the child's life before you give birth, you're out of time then.
justsayfuck 5
He wouldn't be the first guy being scared by marriage.. FYL though.
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Comments (107)
HazelBunny 0
lol.... he said that drunk probrobly dosnt mean it .First ;D
HaveAWaffle 0
Ok then hai :3
unmadebed 0
sucks!!!
tjrocks1294 0
well he was drunk
fakeaccountX 6
aww, i bet the dog's feelings got hurt too
rightonlooser 0
people who flirt on fml. are losers
tjrocks1294 0
#9 that's a awsome shade of blue how did you get your hair like that?
arc794 0
Poor doggy must be heartbroken :(
120796gators 0
yeah stop thinking about yourself and worry about the dog jk I'm sorry that's really sad
Lord_Vader 0
What can you expect, you're from Arizona
Einstein714 0
hey there's a rotton apple in every bunch
clanceyrocks11 0
YDI for havomh sex before marriage.
BuddyChristSays 0
everyone hates ur dog so yea ydi
Stevefett 0
Yep it's official. He's a bastard. Just sayin'.
sc95060sc 0
fake. anyway, this has been done before.
cookiezR4me 0
it's coz you didnt make him a sammich
NatDancer2010 0
how dare him! he hates your dog!
antoinemartinez 0
YDI for living in arizona
GinandJenkem 0
You deserve it you stupid bitch. You American women are so gullible, you take any dick that seems appealing without the future in mind. That's what happens when you are rude to people and think you're better than everyone else. NOW who's better than who? At least I don't have a baby inside of me.
Tantaran 0
Whoa wtf! what a dick.... who the hell doesn't like dogs?
awesomechick618 0
a drunk man tells no tales
HaveAWaffle 0
First!!!!
free2speak 14
fail
rightonlooser 0
or not. loser
LoneliestxHobo 0
I didint think people wrote this first shit anymore, and you didn't comment on the op's fml. you truely are a fag
HaveAWaffle 0
I'm sorry guys I was just bored :(
rightonlooser 0
right on loser
losisdope 0
as someone once told me "drunken words come from sober thoughts" :0
zdub101 0
at least you got a dog
krissytina 6
Most people who are drunk are usually telling the truth.....dump him and when the baby is born drag his ass into court and demand child support payments, he'll probably kick himself after that
SeasonedLemur 5
yep 40 summets right a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts sorry =(
jeanbeann 0
lol
Leelee 0
yup that sucks, fyl indeed
eok_06 0
well he's drunk. u can't hold a man responsible for the words comin out of his mouth wen he is intoxicated. oh and I hate ur dog too haha jus kiddin :)
justsayfuck 5
He wouldn't be the first guy being scared by marriage.. FYL though.
missmarie97 0
sorry about that:(
theChupacabras 0
idk, most drunks are honest.
amandalovee 0
trueee
120796gators 0
that's exactly what I was thinking
IHeartSeniorRoya_fml 0
Wowwww that really sucks
MSIMMY 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
its called ABORTION...
Einstein714 0
it's called adoption, idiot
Anaxes 5
In theory, adoption is a "Good" thing to do, but usually when the person finds out, they believe their life is ******. Then they usually chase after the biological parents and complain to them, adoption negates this as well as removing the birthing pain. Everyone wins with abortion.
Einstein714 0
except the living thing in her
Anaxes 5
The baby isn't sentient until at least a few months after birth. So by society's definition of living, it is not.
xlossofmex 0
She is 3 months pregnant dude. Also the mother doesn't always win. Lots of women can't handle the fact that they had one and have to live with it for the rest of their life.
Anaxes 5
Three months pregnant hasn't changed anything in my argument and with the stress of loosing the baby, it would probably still be there if the baby was adopted.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Abortion after a certain point in the pregnancy is wrong because the baby is alive after a certain amount of time. Past the first semester isn't acceptable. If she was 1 month pregnant sure it's an embryo. At say 7 months, that's just horrible. It's a living being then. If you've committed to it that far, you've got to live with it. Or give your child up for adoption.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Oh I am sorry OP I hope everything works out.
christa953 12
pooooor dog :(