Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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Comments (365)
ash82 2
One thing is for sure, Americans are very under educated when it comes to proper diet. You need muscle to burn fat. Muscle needs protien to burn the fat. I'm not talking shit about Americans I am one. Just saying there is a science to it and slim fast ain't it. Whole unprocessed foods is what are bodies need. Process foods are seen as toxins in the body and cause our liver to be over worked storing the rest of our food as fat because it does have enough energy to burn the rest. balanced diet of quality protein and low glycemic index carbs is what will do the trick. Just be healthy.
MyMichaelJackson 0
alright everyone is it EXERCISE not exerciZe k thanks.
Zebidee 9
As they said on MadTV, "Eat less. Move more." Nothing about weight loss is rocket science. The 'move more" part is critical. It doesn't mean you have to spend thousands of dollars on gym memberships and the latest ab cruncher, just go for a god-damn walk. No latest Nikes, no treadmill, no new iPod, all you need are feet and the ground. If you walk anywhere, for any reason for an hour a day, you WILL lose weight. I'm not talking Power Walking, weight swinging, sweatband wearing here, just in normal street clothes, move from A to B.
MikaRoxx_fml 3
lol of course atarving doesn't work, that's why all starving people around the world are FAT.
som_fml 0
have you ever seen a starving person? op: you think abusing your body will make you healthier?
imright24 0
YDI for going on a diet. They don't work but nobody wants to get off their lazy ass's and get some exercise.
msDiGi 0
coffees bad!!!
mouse130 0
it's water weight
radicalxxrachel 0
God! People are so ******* stupid on here! I think this website is meant FML for the people reading how idiotic you people are. Really? Fruits and coffee? Are you a dumbass? Or maybe just incompetent. To go on a diet you have to have a balanced diet of all the necessary foods and exercise. idiot.
romaz 0
# 10- i'm wondering what the hell is poking out under your breasts. ROFLMFAO. but you're pretty [no ****]. less makeup? ;]
romaz 0
# 203- HAHAHAHAHA!!!! i bet. .