Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (365)
justplainsweet 2
lay off the coffee! eat protein and fiber, small doses...6 times a day.
andyourastar94 0
Cuz your not eating right and your body went into starvation mode storing all the extra energy it could that you weren't using if you weren't excersizing. The key to loosing weight is burning more calories than you eat. Therefore. What most people do not understand is you mist excersize. Not just change your eatin habits
markusse 0
Ydi for using a bullshit diet
Vocal1 0
muscles weigh more than fat...
Lexi9312 5
Ok seriously?? Fruits are full of natural sugars. Too much fruit isn't that healthy. And coffee isn't healthy at all. You obviously don't know how to diet properly. You will gain weight if you don't eat enough because your body will bloat and try to survive on whats left. Find a new diet...
bobbeta30 14
Get your thyroid checked out
talloctopus 7
You should work out to moron.
badassbandit 6
Starvation mode?
jmvanden 0
That's because your body needs fat. If it doesn't get it, it starts making and storing its own fat because it doesn't know when you're going to give it fat. That's why vegetarians have to replace meat with protein.
sloving 2
Please get an education on nutrition...
cloudyrainbows 2
I'm sorry to hear that but weight isn't everything. I just got out of an eating disorder hospital and trust me it's not worth all of your worry