Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
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luvtruckguy 0
well at least he want to give you such pleasure.
utterz 0
u should tell him.. hel grow a big head
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Comments (125)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
wow lmao
Einstein714 0
let him think he's a stud for once
s2000lover 0
ydi for being dishonest
GregDaBossMaster 0
Yum Yum Yum yum Yum.... : D
vlovesp 0
lmao fyl op!
Weird_Gurl7504 0
O_O
liveitup1247 0
hahaa
autumn16 0
humm well there's alot of ways you could go from there... oh and the cramps could have came from him ya never know lol
DuDMadness 0
under dat ass
marinus_fml 20
I heard creatine can help for cramps!!
mustafa_fml 0
u bitch!
KINGOFDEATHMETAL 0
that's more of an FML for her boyfriend
BelleElle_fml 5
Hahaha, you guys, almost all girls have lied to their bfs about that kinda stuff at one point or another.
THeInSpEraTIOn4u 0
lol y is the girls always callin out they boyfriends on this stuff but the guys never talk bout all the stupid stuff the girls be doin during it like damn
autumn16 0
not me
Xanax_Pazzo 0
this may sound really weird, but when I have an ****** and my legs cramp I think it add extra pleasure lmao. then again I'm very into rough and crazy sex. soo pain plus haha.
acalvit97 0
how is that an fml??
XxDevilxXGt 26
haha well thats interesting...well let the poor fella have his fun and confidence that he did a good job xD
SAM5000 0
hehe
00yoda4 0
isn't that unimaginable plesure anyway
ChaseCharles 0
Just let him think what he wants. Let him feel good about himself so he can go tell all of his buddies. Haha.
jessiewessie 0
that's exactly what I was going to. say when I'm having an ****** my leg usually cramps
Thabb 0
It's not that bad.
wreckem881 0
I have the heart to tell you your a dumb birch
EinSteinFYL 0
What's up No. 6! That's tough love right there. Give him the truth and record the reaction video of him being emasculated. That's YouTube material. Or, there's a new thing called stretching.
killtin0369 0
#13 is cute
karina_said 0
maybe you should stretch before, like you would if you were gonna work out, to prevent cramping.... or something
ApplePieHead 0
Lololol funny how guys are saying sucks for him cause she's dishonet and fhl... haaaa most women fake their orgasims she just got a cramp and doesn't want to dammpen his spirits. if I were you I'd tell him the truth then let him try again. XD
seanders 10
66: That just proves "most girls" are too damn stupid to realize communication is the key. if there's something we do you don't like and something you'd prefer, ******* tell us! if you don't it means we'll keep doing what you don't like, your sex will suck, and there'll be nobody do blame but yourself.
Aprunetti 0
damn girl your fine ;)
boopityboppity 11
69, 66 is a guy. I don't think he'd like being referred to as though he's of the opposite gender.
ninjacapo 2
if a guy doesnt please u u should talk to him and help him make it better. not be a ***** and fake it. wtf is that
ninjacapo 2
also if ur not gonna get pleasure out of it whats the point u might a well give him head if it isnt good for u
ApplePieHead 0
Hahha thanks #76
kittykataclysm 0
lol guys are lucky that girls are nice enough to pretend :p
seanders 10
83 your a dumb bitch if u think that
sam411411 0
pics or it didn't happen
lky830 0
it's not an fml for anyone, because both parties still got lucky, right?
Clare420 0
I know it's not an FML if you got laid during it.
DncrHap 9
wait. you got "unimaginable pleasure" and you're FMLing it? jeez. you are certainly a picky one...
DncrHap 9
ah. nvm. i read it wrong. you really should have just said, "hold on a sec," and switched positions. not that big of a deal.
Punderous 0
45, BEST NAME EVER
2gd4u 3
guys mite pretend too sometimes :p
mikeyboi19 5
do you scream "dear lordy, my legs be hurtin so good" when you have sex?
projector 0
That's ******* crazy! who wins from pretending? You don't ****** and he spends 10 minutes with a mouth full of c*nt for no reason. Lose lose situation.
johnfuknstamos 0
that's how clothes and shit get ruined
imbatman_fml 0
sucks for u
lizzilla8297 2
haha yeah.
beepelati 5
oh come on stop complaining, we know you liked it, OP
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
mayb u should do more aerobic exercise it will help in da bedroom
NiaBeeX0X0 0
yes, because we all have a pre-intercourse stretch. who could forget that?
iRyan 0
fyl damn that sucks..
iamchuck 0
He gave himself unimaginable pleasure. He just used you to do it.
utterz 0
u should tell him.. hel grow a big head
theking12369 0
lol that's punny
geoLa16 0
ur a good girlfriend
sugarr0babby0 0
Hahhahaha Haaaaa.
boopityboppity 11
*Clicks thumbs down relentlessly*
kitkat1603 6
thanks xD
mtvdigs 0
as 10 said ur goodgirlfriend haha
kxdottt 0
Be likeeee, try again, do it differently. Maybe he'll understand.
protonosd 0
right now im imagining your position with both legs cramped
sugarr0babby0 0
no...just no.
tencentsakiss 19
I've had one leg cramp in missionary so it didn't necessarily have to be a crazy position