Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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taskemus 10
YDI for going on such an unhealthy diet. (Fad diets don't work! If you need to learn how to lose weight while staying healthy, ask your doctor for a referral to someone who can help.)
sesp61289 0
best diet ever: run every day. not like 2 blocks either. but i recommend 1.5-3 miles. and do that on an empty stomach so your body gets energy from the carbs and fat it has stored, instead of whats processing through your system. and the easiest way to do that on an empty stomach is by going in the morning. also, dont eat more than 1600 calories a day, until you reach your goal weight. by then you can take in a little more calories because you would have built slight muscle running and improved your metabolism, and therefore wont gain, unless you binge. anyhow. this works. trust me. =] as for your diet.. of course it doesnt freaking work. fruits are LOADED with sugar.. yes its natural but its still sugar, and sugar helps your body store fat. veggies are good though, low cal too, unless its corn, which is again high in sugar. and the coffee.. not as low cal as you think and the caffeine doesnt help.
EllKwin 0
yeah because you weren't eating any complex sugars and grains so your body stored the sugar from fruit/ veggies as carbs duuhh.
meggtoeee 0
33- you spelled chicken wrong.
DontHate31 0
protein my friend, protein.
JesseJaymz 0
p90x son!!!! it's got a nutrition guide to it too. if u do a lil work out at leas 3 times a week and add in protein (legumes, whey or soy protein shakes- whey is better for you) and space out your meals every 2-3 hours so u have 5/6 meals a day. lower ur fruit intake except grapefruit. cut coffee add green tea 30min b4 u work out, take a kelp supplement and vitamins and most importantly don't eat 3 hours before sleep and get 8 hours of restful sleep!!!! if ur sleep cycle is messed up so Is ur metabolism. accupuncture works GREAT for losing weight too. helped me drop 40 pounds before, 2-3 pounds a week without changing A THING! annnnnnd don't forget u lose inches before u lose pounds so take ur measurements. if all that doesn't work FYL you're destined to be a Rollie Pollie.
sugarr0babby0 0
I'll pass.
Jessica97 0
maybe you pregnant?
testdev 0
ah...thanks.
xjenish 0
41 is right. when you drastically cut your calories your body thinks it's being starved and then stores whatever is eaten as fat for future energy.