Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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fartacus 0
You're doing it wrong. Go see a nutritionist and save time :)
mlittle3 1
duh!!! you're metabolism isn't used to only digesting that little so it slows down to make up for it. ydi
lisaward4 0
you can not cut out fat completely or your body will start storing more fat and you gain weight fast. try again and good luck.
wildcat7 0
dang
skittles222 0
yeah coffee has a lot of calories. I started drinking 1 cup a day this winter and gained a few pounds. plus fruits are made of fructose which is a form of sugar
taskemus 10
@200 Coffee has a very small amount of calories (ie, about 10) without anything added. If you're going to Starbucks to lose weight, you're doing it wrong. This whole comment just kind of scares me because fruits have very few calories either. They're one of the healthiest things you can eat and aren't going to make you gain weight (unless you cut out everything else, like the OP).
siddthakid08 0
it might be water weight...lmbo
luluforever2 0
eating meats and egg mostly will help you lose weight. try that. thought you migt get tired of eating that for like three months or so. but if it works u should keep the diet of mostly meats and egg.
kbn 0
your body I'd holding on to all the fat it can because you stopped eating like you were before. if you are trying to lose weight, the weight watchers system is the best.!!!!!
confuzzledbylife 0
that's because fruits, vegetables, and coffee don't help you loose weight. Yes, the right amount of them can help a little, but you shouldn't JUST eat fruits and vegetables. And where'd you get a crazy idea like coffee as a good weight lose drink?!
outis 0
What's with everyone saying that coffee has lots of calories? Coffee itself contains almost no calories. The calories "in coffee" come from the sugar and cream that some people add to their coffee. And those lattes, mochas, frappuccinos, etc. at Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts? Not coffee. Those are coffee drinks. They're loaded with calorie-packed sugar and dairy.