Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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blackdaliah 0
coffee isn't healthy, dumb ****. lmfao x)
chocolatemocha 0
Eat some protein! It will keep you going longer without being hungry! Also, don't drink coffee and get some tea.
Tash543 0
fruit isn't really good for you silly. bit I guess the vegetables would have been okay :/
yummyninjaz 0
coffee is way high n caffine n sugar plus who shud only eat daily amounts of fruit like a banna n da morning a apple at lunch vegatables are if cook them right like dont cook with butter high amounts of salt... eat some protein just not beefy steak try sum chicken and with all ths excericse....im seventeen i stick to this except i eat alot a cereal i play soccder n goi for track nxt year n i weigh 80 n im 5ft
penguinazul 13
You know I find it really funny how all your life you're taught "Eat fruits and veggies; they're good for you!" and everyone on here is like "HOW DARE YOU EAT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES?! THEY AREN'T GOOD FOR YOU!!!" I guess the only thing that's good for you anymore is...lettuce. Although that's a vegetable....hmmm.
penguinazul 13
And like I've said before, I believe: Coffee isn't THAT bad for you. The only reason it CAN be high in calories, sugar, and caffeine is if you MAKE it that way. Get decaf coffee, use no/low-cal sweeteners, take it easy on the cream, and don't have more than 1-2 cups a day. Coffee BY ITSELF is not bad for you. It's not particularly good for you, but it's not bad for you either. It's just one of those neutral food/beverage items that can either make or break you by the way you fix it up. Going to Starbucks and getting a mint-mocha-caramel-vanilla frappe with extra whipped cream and syrups is bad for you everyday is bad for you. Having a simple cup of coffee without all that extra crap isn't so bad.
penguinazul 13
Jesus, I failed on that post. Correction: "Going to starbucks... ...with extra whipped cream and syrups everyday is bad for you." Not "is bad for you everyday is bad for you"
ElizaLiz 0
So you mean like, chocolate covered STRAWBERRIES, APPLES dipped in honey, COFFEE with extra cream and sugar and crap, CHERRY pie, and all that good-for-you-so-eat-it shit? Haha! Yeah right... You fatty...
Djosef_fml 0
The OP obviously ate alot of salads, with dressings. Most dressings contain an incredibly high amount of fats. YDI OP, because obviously you don't have a healthy lifestyle. How about REALLY eating healthy, and exercise more? mmkthxbye.
Cnote231 0
just go run! I run 1 1/2 miles then walk 1 1/2 miles. I'll soon be doing 4 total miles. I can almost eat anything that I want but I choose to eat healthier. A good diet consists of a little bit of everything... except for candy! But it's not that bad to have some sweets every now and then, just a small amount!
MoJoThundRpants 0
you're supposed to excercise too you dumbshit
ageofkyle 0
maybe it's muscle