ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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mofuckaa 0
that sucks man!
OurLadySorrow 3
I'm not good at smart-ass comments, OP. Sorry :/ your life sucks. Dump the bitch and find someone worth your time.
RihannaRed04 0
Damn..
QueenMo 0
She's clearly cheating on you...
balljoints 8
Uhhhh... Ok, and how long has this been going on before you just noticed it?
patriciadusud_fml 8
I DO THAT TOO.... AND IT S NOT SEXUAL !!!!!!! I do that too to feel more comfortable in case I have to wear a swimwear, go to the sauna with a female coworker, or share my room with a girlfriend, etc... That will be part of my "BIG SHOWER SHAVING PLAN" : legs, armpits, pussy. I confirm, NOTHING IS SEXUAL IN THAT.
sukitoff3656 0
Dang drop her may not seen easy but that's fishy
sanjm3 0
Dirty wrl
JLatina5 0
how long that take u
JinxQuinn 1
Who needs her anyway? Though I have to admit, playing mind games with her is an awesome idea.