Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
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Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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Comments (164)
jadejazmyn 5
sorry your wifes cheating on you
mmontes89 0
Ouch! Mile high club
justaredcarrot 6
Tell her you like it unshaven and see if she keeps it that way, if not, ouch
Pupusaboy08 1
Cancer strikes again..
etnies123 5
Divorce
TrolliloliPoP 1
As they say, (L)Wife´s a bitch :)
Cmcnab1997 0
Call 1800-choke that hoe
BrassaP 9
Sorry to hear that
janeyboo07 11
1. I wouldn't marry a woman with a bush, I'd take a razor to that shit 2. That's nasty that she has a bush 3. Pubes are nasty as ****. That is all.
sammyjo06 14
I think you need to grow up and relax a little. Your preferences are fine as long as your partner's fine with that, and as long as you keep your pubic area similarly tidy. But no need to hate on everyone.
EMTchic 14
You say "finally" . . . How long had it gone unnoticed, exactly ? I can't really decide between FYL or YDI unless I have an answer to that question . . .