ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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chengy4191 7
Maybe she goes swimming on these business trips or maybe it's for good luck
wriptidez 0
maybe ucan secretly find out
TrollisMe 5
She's a gynecologist. You know that they need to keep it clean for those demonstrations of a healthy ******! ...or maybe that's just my doctor...
slymac 2
I agree with 252 it's probably that her business sets her up somewhere with nice pool, or just for extra confidence/good luck. Wouldn't read into it too much.
Friaza 29
I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for it, like umm... Oh to hell with it, she's cheating on you.
bkb1886 0
Trade f4f pics. [email protected]
blkbuttafli 0
Not Julia? It really could be a coincidence & for your sake, I hope it is!
sdvyamse 0
ahw, I feel bad for you :c
shirleyl91_fml 6
hmmm something's fishy Herr =/
thefuckinloser 6
confront that bitch tell her look here you better start shaving that for me to bitch