ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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bluebird0020 2
Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.
6969awesome 0
That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer
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sonderkommando 0
My ex only shaved his shit when he went away to work, most recently. Maybe they know each other.
drwcomics 1
Ooh dude...I'm sorry. My ex fiancée cheated on me, so I understand. Leave the bitch, she doesn't love you if she's cheating. It'll hurt, a lot, but you need to leave. Trust me.
neuf77 1
typical woman!!! lying cheating pos
skyorpia101 4
Well, sir u might want to check yourself for an STD cuz ur wife could just b a famous **** star and a lying *****
funfofa 1
bush huh? so thats what ppl are calling it these days...
pappuyaer 0
Well customer demands top notch quality nowadays!
TheyCallmeStacey 9
:( gawd
JennaMason 6
so ... your wife is a *****.
katyglaze 3
You should call Joey Greco. He'll get the truth for you.
babycakess10 0
oh dammn..