Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Shave less...problem solved.
EyesofStone 27
That's not too big a problem. Appearence isn't everything.
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Comments (75)
spottyblanket 8
YDI for being shallow OP.
KirstenZ 6
So what? ...
piratezombi3 4
Shallow pig.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
How is it shallow to consider someone unattractive? OP didn't necessarily act on it.
junar 9
I saw a post telling that he met a nice guy but the problem is, he has less facial hair than her. That is her FML by the way.
chuckcloninger 12
If she is really worth it talk about the facial hair and how it turns you off. She may turn out not to be so nice about that and tell you to shove it. Hard to imagine she lives in a world without mirrors ya know. But, then again, she may be open to doing something about it and then you have a gem that everyone else passed by!
_ayeshann 0
you suckkk. maybe she has a problemm?-_-
CantusVulpis 12
My.... Friend?... Grows facial hair like its his job. I hardly feel it, honestly.
CantusVulpis 12
*it's
bookworm713 14
I think I actually know the person that sent this one in. Hey bro, just wait til you see her back...
armycop31b 5
Not cool. Haha. But hey paybacks ten times better. :D