Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Shave less...problem solved.
EyesofStone 27
That's not too big a problem. Appearence isn't everything.
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Comments (75)
Blyville 2
just get to know her and see where it may go. Im sure it probably bothers her more than it bothers you. She is the one living with it
inzunza 5
Ahhhh very wise -.-
Shadowvoid 33
Alright guys, stop with the appearance isn't everything. I know most of the men on here would vastly prefer a woman that doesn't have a full beard and mutton chops. Secondly, i'm also pretty sure most of you would prefer a nice thin, fit person. I would like for you to tell me I'm wrong and what's your significant others "baggage."
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
You're right. You'd have to be full of shit to say that a good appearance isn't a plus.
Maybe1 2
Appearance is a big factor because you can get a lot of info from a person appearances that can relay a lot of info about them. On the other hand a person's personality has many aspects that are not visible or shown for a long time, along with secrets that are incredibly shocking (you see these on this site). An example is a relative that is nice when they're near groups of people but goes batshit crazy when you are alone with them or a person with a devastating secret that they keep to themselves when it impacts their whole relationship in some way. What I'm trying to say is not that personality is useless but that appearance as a judging factor is one that is prevalent whether we like to or not as it happens subconsciously. Also we don't know what the girl had so for all we know she can have an affliction or the that she doesn't do anything to it. PS. The hair growing back Thicker When You Shave it is a myth and has been proven for a long time. Hair growth changes dependent on hormones and the state your health is at the time so that has an effect sometimes as your body is never at a 100% consistent state.
kittytub 12
Noor, I'd answer, but I'm quite in a hurry. I really mustache :P
poindexter25 5
Tell her to shave it off
twloha94 9
And?
davek 36
It's a man, baby!
alybsox 4
Just give her certificate for a wax at a spa for her birthday.. Problem solved
lovecrazy12 14
It can be due to PCOS, a hormone imbalance or even a tumor. Don't judge based on her appearance. Maybe it's uncontrollable, not in her hands.
GSU2013 6
Some of you are lying through your keyboard. If there were two girls in front of you, one with stubble & one with a smooth face but they both have equally great personalities, which one would you choose? Yeah, thought so. No one purposely dates someone they find unattractive, they find things they can overlook. If OP doesn't like her facial hair, he can ask her POLITELY to shave it off or he can move on if she refuses.
ellytoad 13
Also, it's not like this girl has the only great personality in the world. And most personalities are mediocre, which doesn't make up for a mediocre or bad appearance. So much for the 'personalities rule all' crap.
picturescrazy 24
You can buy hair bleach, tweezers, and wax. You can't buy a personality. Don't judge her based on this one minor appearance issue if she's perfect otherwise!