Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Shave less...problem solved.
EyesofStone 27
That's not too big a problem. Appearence isn't everything.
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Comments (75)
Ameel_fml 19
Not every woman wants to wax though. And not every woman wants to be "beautiful" for men. Nothing wrong with that.
Ameel_fml 19
Oops, that was meant to be a reply to #31
NeatNit 33
Pleonasm, who's that in your profile picture? It kinda looks like Nathan from Misfits.
Pleonasm 36
It's-a me, a-Pleonasm! However, I'm not sure exactly, I'll have to check...
DjeePee 25
I am really amused by the amount of people here claiming that it's not that big a deal that OP's girlfriend (?) has so much facial hair. Where are all you nice people in daily life? In the world I'm living in, looks matter and ugly people are frowned upon/mocked at. But now we're on the internet and suddenly, it's all about personality and looks are just a surplus. Gimme a break. Here's some honest advice: say how much you would appreciate it if she waxed her face, all while you try the best you can to give her no reason to post a FML.
DocBastard 40
And where exactly do you live? Please be precise so I know never to move there. Ugly people are mocked and frowned upon? Seriously? In my world people are able to look beyond someone's face and see the brain that lives behind it.
RussianFox 13
44- She is partially right. I can speak for NYC when I say if a women walked through the streets with facial hair she would get many dirty looks. Idiots assume without thinking their may be a reason behind it. It wouldn't go as far as mocking and/or frowning upon, but something along the lines of numerous dirty looks and sneers.
DjeePee 25
Maybe you live with more mature people than I do, Doc, wouldn't be so strange considering your work and age. I can only say that the words some friends, pupils or teachers said about those who where/are considered ugly, have shocked me. Therefore, I doubt the honesty of the posts here.
SaturnV 25
Judgment of others based on looks may seem primitive, but it's still something that we all do on a subconscious level. Many abnormal traits will be unattractive to a large segment of the population due to biological directives that equate these differences to outward signs of disease and/or undesirable genetics. Some of us are able to see this phenomena for what it is and stop using these basic instincts to dictate how we treat others. However, I have come to realize that expecting this level of sophistication from everyone in the general population is unrealistic.
chuckcloninger 12
I agree completely. Well said and more true than all of the other "It ain't no big deal" replies. Thanks for a refreshing bit of honesty and reality.
0h_Boy 26
Teach her how to shave
martin_martian7 11
And this is why you listen to no shave novemember!
Mister_Triangle 21
I have a beard, but I can't tell you the answer because I've never been kissed.
Pleonasm 36
It depends on the length/how recently it was shaved, I'd say.
knanne 0
That's shallow
_highandlow 5
OP, ask her to shave. The least she can say is no. I disagree with the people saying appearances aren't everything. If I were a guy, personally, I wouldn't mind. But not everyone thinks the same way. If it bothers him, he needs to find a way to change it.