Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Shave less...problem solved.
EyesofStone 27
That's not too big a problem. Appearence isn't everything.
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Comments (75)
Teaislove 1
If you aren't attracted to her, don't date her. However, don't do what many people here have told you to do, and tell her to shave. If she has facial hair now, she's probably had it most of her life. Do you really want to melt into the mass of men who've told her to go and live up to their idea of beauty? I understand perfectly that if you find her unattractive, you won't want to date her. But don't expect her to change herself to have the lucky, lucky chance of dating a god like you. (That was sarcasm for anyone who didn't get that). - I get dark hairs on my top lip (similar to what a boy gets at the start of puberty) due to South Indian ancestry and I choose to have it threaded, but because I prefer it and not because other people want me to.
isabellasimone 18
The more you talk to someone and begin to like him/her, the less those things matter!
Titanfist7 5
That's not a problem. If you like her, then go ahead and date her,Appearance isn't everything.
Tyrax 16
So?
sarahcroy20 12
That would be a red flag for sure. Not that it happens but that she doesn't do anything about it.