Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Shave less...problem solved.
EyesofStone 27
That's not too big a problem. Appearence isn't everything.
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Comments (75)
staceya88 1
If she shaves it, it will grow thicker
tyfail555 4
It's called hursatism, and I'm sure you aren't the first person to make her feel bad about herself for that. Way to go.
NeatNit 33
edit button or don't bother
annie_nk 23
Phone apps (at least the android app) don't have an edit button.
moofukmoocowmilk 3
And in the future you can look forward to arguments over who used all the shaving cream, and new razors.
lemonademixer 7
Don't judge people by their looks, you jerk!
QLexE 2
Just grow a beard.
15949058 4
Who cares what a girl looks like on the outside, look to her inner beauty. If you really care about what she looks like than go get a pretty girl that knocks up every guy in the neighborhood. If you like her for her, you won't care about apperance, and by the way, it was very shallow of you to post a FML because of this.
Icemelts 2
So? That doesn't subtract from her worth as a human being. If you aren't attracted to her, that's fine, but don't act like she owes you something and should conform to your standard of beauty. If you feel like being shallow with your partners, go find a girl that suits your physical taste to sleep with, and just treat the other ones you find fun to hang around with like, you know, human beings? Instead of judging every female solely on their worth as a mate, how about you learn to separate enjoyment of a person's company from romantic/sexual interest?
surrealJC 4
I can relate bro. why are all the good ones ugly lol. plus offense.