Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Shave less...problem solved.
EyesofStone 27
That's not too big a problem. Appearence isn't everything.
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Comments (75)
WretchedOnyx 29
Well that can easily be taken care of. If she's awesome, don't let it get to you too much.
vic55jets 13
Such a shallow person you are
WretchedOnyx 29
Well, he's not that bad since he actually considered her personality, unlike other FML's I have seen on here. At least he tried.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
I don't remember OP saying he wrote her off.
Sanchez1984 6
break up with her asap her condition is dangerous
peopleplease 4
@46 I'm in NYC also, not everyone in here is like that. Maybe you just see the assholes? I wouldn't give dirty looks to anyone who is "ugly" because I'm not a judgmental bitch and personality does actually mean something to some people
StanSmith2013 26
Maybe she needs a shave? Also I would be careful of her legs!
chickenflem 8
52- your pic goes quite well with your comment.
Kayla_Zee_Ninja 8
Well just think! Under all that fur there's a girl!! :D
Brssps 13
Personality is more important than appearance
ChaoticBacon 6
Well, it is No-Shave-November.
ellytoad 13
People always say beauty is only skin-deep, as though anyone ever fell for an attractive pair of kidneys.