Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Shave less...problem solved.
EyesofStone 27
That's not too big a problem. Appearence isn't everything.
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Comments (75)
sexyaniknowit 7
Buy her some laser hair removal treatments for Christmas, and if you can't afford that she can always wax/thread it off. There's always a way to make it work!
carmel1110 12
If you really like her you'll get over it T_T
culito_fml 10
Laser hair removal man. ^
KM96 24
Awwww well inner beauty is better than outer beauty. If you like her that much then it won't really matter. But if it does matter (a lot) then maybe nicely suggest hair removal.
Pleonasm 36
I was gonna ask a question too, but I'll shave it for later.
oj101 33
It doesn't really tickle, but it spikes you. (bi guy here)
christina201288 6
Get over it. If you really like her, you'll get used to it.
nothing92x 13
Shouldn't be a problem. My girl has some facial hair but I don't complain. Her personality is amazing and clicks with me easily. It's easily overlooked when seeing her for who she truly is. Remember: just because she has a trait not associated to the female form doesn't mean you have to think differently of her.
TurtleSmile 14
If you really like her you'll get over it. You don't deserve her if you can't get past an easily correctable situation such as that. You deserve a shallow girl who won't really like you for who you are, either.
coldspider3 6
No shave november? She's got you beat