Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Young love
Today, I thought my husband was going to explode the vein in his forehead when our daughter's new boyfriend turned up with a Mike Tyson face tattoo, a weed cigarette in his mouth, and instead of “Hello” all he said was, “What up, grandpa dude. Is Sarah ready?” Our daughter's name is Sandra. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Acceptance
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Top comments
chicub 4
Don't judge a book by its cover...
domking1315 20
Dude chillout, she said "op"
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bargarlm 2
Is it an ice cream cone???
Jordan740 6
I doubt his daughter is dating Gucci Mane.
t_raw1234 11
He probably won't get a good job
Axipiter 24
He's a retired boxer/bad actor. What does it matter at this point?
unknown_user5566 27
27- I think FML placed your reply under the wrong comment somehow. :)
Skinwalker131 5
He could be very nice. Your stereotyping. But I'm sorry to hear about the daughter with the boyfriend that has a face tattoo.
PaulB123 11
*You're. And didn't you just say she is stereotyping, then you said; "but sorry to hear about the daughter... Etc". Expressing sorrow indicates you believe this is a bad situation, because the guy has a tattoo. You stereotyped right after accusing her of stereotyping. Irony!
Epsilonyx 15
I think they were being sarcastic haha.
SolanumX 6
I don't see why everyone bashes stereotyping and profiling anyway. Its a logical way to get a read on people. If 90% of people with face tattoos are scum (not a real statistic, but for the purposes of this thought excercise just roll with it) is it really that wrong to be a little bit concerned that your daughter is dating one? Out of the context of the FML, we could look at practical stereotyping. Let's take the big one: cops and stereotyping. So you are a police officer, you have a limited amount of time to find those who would cause trouble. Which is a better strategy: randomly choose people to investigate because singling people out might hurt some feelings, or realize that the guy with sagging pants, ripped clothes, tattoos everywhere is more likely to be a criminal, and prioritize getting to him first. If it doesn't lead to an arrest, so what? Profiles are an efficient way to quickly judge with a fairly high 'success' rate.
LennyComa 39
Stereotyping/profiling is Illegal and if the officer had no just cause to detain and question the individual then harrassment and suspension for the arresting officer is on the cards
kittiesgalore 5
Why would the mother stereotype the boyfriend, and potentially be wrong, when she could just spend an afternoon getting to know him? That makes more sense to me.
PaulB123 11
Would've loved to see your face as they walked through the door. "Hi honey!" *sees boyfriend*, "ohhhh, hiiii".
BubbleGrunge 18
So what OP? I get why you would be slightly put off but having a tattoo doesn't make you who you are. He may a super nice guy!
guy24 9
Maybe... But he could be one of my followers, and everyone hates us.
BubbleGrunge 18
Could be, but OP doesn't know that until she gets to know him!
mikeofthunder 13
Uh-oh, somebodies got a small willy'
mpalmiter4717 8
I have a lot of tattoos but would never get a face tat! I hope it's not a teardrop
unknown_user5566 27
Did he have the fifty-something little blue stars on his face, like that one idiotic girl got (and then claimed she didn't ask for them)? I've never been a fan of face tattoos, but hopefully he still treats your daughter right.
kimg0885 23
Ok wait, other tattoos are ok with you; just not face ones? I'm not trying to be mean by the way just an honest question after the last tatto FML.
unknown_user5566 27
I didn't say face tattoos aren't "okay", I just stated they are not my cup of tea. On the last FML I didn't really state my opinion on tattoos. My statements were based on how I interpreted the story. I'm quite fond of body modification in general, actually. :) I have 4 tattoos and 14 piercings.
mpalmiter4717 8
I have no problem with face tattoos. I just personally wouldn't want one. I get judged enough with the ones I already have.
kimg0885 23
What about facial piercings? And how many of those are ear piercings? Unless?
unknown_user5566 27
87- I used to have my nose pierced, but I took it out. I have 12 ear piercings, which includes 3/4 inch plugs. I have my tongue pierced, and my navel pierced as well. Nothing below the waist, so no need for the "unless?" ;)
SkoomaKi 28
Does he have a leather jacket, chains and earrings too? I highly doubt a company would take this guy seriously when he is being interviewed.
unknown_user5566 27
I hope it DOES say that! At least OP would know the boyfriend has the daughter's pleasure in mind. ;)