Anonymous
South Bend, United States
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
pdub523
Longview, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Anonymous
Young love
Today, I thought my husband was going to explode the vein in his forehead when our daughter's new boyfriend turned up with a Mike Tyson face tattoo, a weed cigarette in his mouth, and instead of “Hello” all he said was, “What up, grandpa dude. Is Sarah ready?” Our daughter's name is Sandra. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
nacho
United States
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Notyourstepmom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Anonymous
Acceptance
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
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chicub 4
Don't judge a book by its cover...
domking1315 20
Dude chillout, she said "op"
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etchsanity1 11
So do I fuckweasel :)
shakespearelove 6
Having a tattoo doesn't make somebody a bad person. Don't judge a book by it's cover. Tattoo's are a beautiful form of art that you get on your skin, that sticks with you. People express themselves through this form of art. Ever heard of freedom of expression? Just because he has a tattoo, maybe it's something that you don't like, but it doesn't make him a bad person. Judge him by what he brings to the table, not by what he wears and what he has. Your daughter obviously likes him for a reason, and looks behind his face tattoo. Take a note from your daughter and do the exact same thing. Trust her judgement on him, and then get to know the real him. Then make your own judgement.
Sanch101 7
He may be a perfectly decent person but the likelihood of him being able to get a good job to help sustain a family and a potential future with the daughter is severely reduced by having a tattoo on his face. It is not necessarily the tattoo which the OP is worried about but the implications of the face tattoo and what problems that may cause his daughter in the future as a result. You also have to be a bit of an idiot to get a tattoo on your face purely for cosmetic reasons without thinking of the potential repercussions of such an action. A potential employer does not take the time to get to know a person but takes it on face value (forgive the pun).
PoodleJuice 7
The main difference between people with tattoos and people without is we don't give a flying fladoodle whether or not you have one. It's our personality that counts, and not our appearance.
doughertyz 1
I feel like FML needs a get the **** over it option...
perdix 31
Was it a My Little Pony?
XtraEzeee 8
Actually it was an angry cupcake and a hemp leaf.
kimg0885 23
I'm so not sure on where I stand on this face tattoo matter. Either they are really brave/artistic? Or stupid/crazy? I don't know I wish i could see it. Either way give him a chance op he might not be what you expect.
SomeRussianGirl 3
OHHHH NOOOO!!!!!!!!
LennyComa 39
And...
Ashley0911 8
Did you ask if the tattoo has any meaning at least?
corleon198425 22
Mike Tyson is getting out there I see