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Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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gage27 5

The first time is always breath taking(;

TheGreatAlexande 12

And he just kept going?

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TheGreatAlexande 12

And he just kept going?

rsunshine2020 13

Maybe he thought she was really into it, but had a weird way of showing it?

FMLshark 12

Reminds me of that FML where the OP had their finger stuck in the headboard of the bed and started screaming in pain, but their boyfriend thought it was in pleasure and kept going. It happens.

SqueakyChipmunk 22

Or when one person sneezed during sex and their boyfriend thought she was going to ******.

HowAreYouToday 34

Could be worse?

DarthCory 7

"Almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done.....alright let's go to the hospital."

missamazinggg 12

I've had an asthma attack during sex one, my boyfriend thought I was climaxing until I hit his face and he realized what was going on. It's hard to tell sometimes, especially during a very physical activity.

DogsPaw 16

Blue lips? Gasping for air? I would think to tell the difference between pleasure and... That isn't right...

sxyyycheerrr444 6

how does that happen?

ntd309 14

Which one was more painful?

TriflingAllDay 6

The punch to the face as he tries to succeed in a strawberry shortcake.

onlychildFTW 34

What does a punch to the face have to do with strawberry short cake???

Codezlol 21

Google it.

Codezlol 21

I'm serious if you really want to know google it. I know what it is but it's quite disgusting and I choose not to explain.

Epikouros 32

In other words, #83, it's one of those fictional sex acts invented by a crater-faced virgin.

gage27 5

The first time is always breath taking(;

HowAreYouToday 34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Not if you have my boyfriend...

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Meh. A ******** could've fixed that asthma attack in no time :-)

nevershoutkendal_fml 11

If you're saying receiving one will help, I doubt OP can get one, considering she's a girl.

Quinn32 16

I believe it was a reference to a previous FML.

Inheritance 10

34 when you're having an asthma attack your windpipe closes up which stops you from breathing, so even giving a BJ won't help if that's what you were referring to.

Quinn32 16

********=inhaler

Inheritance 10

69 not quite, an inhaler is filled with a medicinal gas, something a penis does not give off there for will not help during an asthma attack.

nerobluerose 10

They mean the FML where the old lady called her inhaler a ********.

Inheritance 10

Oh 71 lmao well I never saw that FML so I except my negatives

theninja1800 11

That really sucks OP, but on the bright side it probably just looked like you were having an incredibly awesome ****** and gave your partner more confidence :)

Redoxx_fml 22

Or maybe he thought she was faking it

LappDance 16

Doesn't matter had sex!

Saryrr 3

Wow, three doesn't matter had sex posts on the first page. I'm not surprised.

FMLshark 12

Take this comment. Eat it. Digest it. Shit it. Eat said shit for making this comment.

redbluegreen 41

Wow, such a funny and original comment, #5! Please, teach me your ways so I too may one day be as witty and comical as you.

LappDance 16

I don't think it's possible to eat an FML post. Thanks though.

unknown_user5566 27

21- Technically, it is. Copy & paste the text into a word processor, print it, then eat the paper. Just sayin'. ;)

FMLshark 12

Kyleekay knows what's up. Correction, since I'm dealing with the well-known Mr. Literal here: Eat your *printed* comment.

LappDance 16

Dang! If only i had a built in printer on my phone, you would be correct.

ZippandButtons 7

You could always just eat your phone.

TourettesGuyFTW 26

dm;hs is always funny, you miserable gits!

LappDance 16

Doesn't matter had sex!

WCARlover 35

We know it's exciting but gawsh OPs lungs, control yourselves

Pinkfl0yd 9

It's only exciting if you're involved, hun.

taera 8

Doesn't matter...had sex.

TriflingAllDay 6

Are you ******* brainless.

TriflingAllDay 6

Are you ******* brainless?

Meettitan 14

Hmmmm.... do I thumb down both posts or just one?

TriflingAllDay 6

All three will suffice.

MDTeddy 13

You have no fml friends.

j_cat187 20

You must have been very exited, congrats.

kroekdog 7

He probably thought you were gasping from enjoyment!