Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Top comments
crimsonlover4 31
Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol No but seriously, fyl OP
RetardedChipmunk 7
You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?
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Comments (113)
crimsonlover4 31
Weren't you EX-static for your dad? Lol No but seriously, fyl OP
then000bster 16
Why does it seem like every single first comment is a pun? Still, I always enjoy a good pun :)
perdix 31
#16, because everyone who used to respond with "First" has been hunted down and shot. Also, all the people who wrote Soviet Russia jokes are busting rocks in the gulags of Putin's "democratic" Russia.
DocBastard 40
I will admit to making a Soviet Russia joke when I first started commenting. But then, that was so long ago I think it was still officially funny. The "shitty situation" was officially NEVER funny.
mpj13 8
It will be a funny story to tell your new sister! But not really.
daisy2101 7
Did you even read this fml..
LolPieRofl 11
Hey dumbass, its her boyfriend's mom!
LolPieRofl 11
Sorry i mean ex-boyfriend.
Zestus 19
That's love taken to the EX-treme
RetardedChipmunk 7
You didn't meet her before she became his fiancée?
Snoopy0718 14
Maybe they don't live together. Maybe they live in different states.
charvisioku 22
OP and her ex may not have been serious enough for all that 'meet the parents' stuff.
mbuck87 19
Yeah but you'd think her dad would have introduced her to a gf before she became the fiancé
The1CalledGOAT 11
@42- "my, i haven't see you in a while"... that should tell you that they met when she was going out with her ex.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
#5 Well it's possible that OP lives far away from her dad and didn't get the chance before that
moonlight_daze 8
Go figure. You and your dad have similar tastes. Wait...
a1f0sff 25
In that order of thinking I assume that the marriage isn't going to last for a long time.
Mf2307 15
thats kinda scary to think they have the same taste
isabellegypsy 12
Aren't you super EX-cited? ;) Honestly though, Fyl OP, that's a shitty situation.
WcED 8
This is just....
tne201992 12
Everyone, just stfu with the whole EX! It was funny the first time and only that time.
emilyjgraham 34
This is just a re-worded version of the first comment. Honestly, does no one read the comments before jumping in with there's?
a1f0sff 25
When are you people going to learn that if it wasn't a shitty situation it wouldn't be on FML?
sugarshane007 20
It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all! Yes it's a... you get the idea.
PincessBoff 6
Your comment reminded me of the part on Lion King where Zazu is in the cave with Scar and he's being depressing and Scar tells him to sing something more happy and then freaks when Zazu starts to sing this. :o
Enslaved 38
Anything but that-- I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are, all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. (:
Chel2010 10
17- I love lion king :) one of my favorite parts. And now back to the post.....thank god this will never happen to me. Lol. Fyl OP.
perdix 31
#8, Coincidentally, this is what she was singing the last time she gave the ex-boyfriend oral sex.
perdix 31
#32, how can you be absolutely sure? Did you only date orphans in the past?
a1f0sff 25
Now I can't get the song out of my head!!
yup93 7
I'm crying for you OP. That's just horrible.
naya_bingi 11
There, there... Don't cry sweety. I'm sure everything will be ok :)
nckjyc 13
There's going to be some really awkward family dinners with your ex sitting at the table. FYL
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, especially once her ex becomes her step brother...
jojimugo 20
Ohhh the south ... Never disappoints
Yongchi 11
Although I do see your point, this OP says they are from Missouri. Which I beleive is in the middle of the U.S. Forgive me if I'm wrong, I do not live in U.S.
TxCountryBeauty 10
I'm from Texas... Missouri is NOT a southern state. There moms aren't singing "may your boys grow up to be cowboys". Real southern states- Texas, Georgia, Oklahoma (more of an Indian state than a Southern one), Tennessee, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, and Arkansas.... Did I miss any?
Brice28_fml 10
Florida?
daringtoride 27
You completely missed AL, which is where I live :P And here I thought everyone remembers Alabama when they think of the south! (Considering every time I go out of state and mention where I am when I meet new people, 90% of the time they burst out singing Sweet Home Alabama - seriously, almost every time.)
TxCountryBeauty 10
I did forget Alabama...:/ I'm sorry! I thought I mentioned it but I said Arkansas instead. (Am I the only one who says R Kansas every time I read it?) I know the correct way to say it I just dont
generalasskicker 12
Lol I had to read twice I thought you had missed Mississippi.