Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Top comments
elchapin562 0
damn he F'd his life really quickly and young
_Noon_ 0
Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!
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Comments (101)
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
This made my day. :]
leanne_x0 5
you must lead a very boring life
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
That's Utah for you.
allmidnighteyes 11
...Utah? The FML says Nevada
tyhillman 0
My kids were having kids by the time I was 14
Anonanimal 0
ROFL # 18
Duckasaurus 0
Incest FTW.
omgyoukilledkeny 0
*muffled voice* lmao ****** funny
Nakedsquirrel 5
lol 18 wins
justdancebbyx3 7
Im your boyfriends babys momma
wow18 3
Let's be positive and hope the child is her boyfriend's brother or sister's. Which would also make it the mom's grandson. If not, op i would probably just breakup with that guy. There is no need for you to worry about a bf with a child at such a young age. Seriously there are so many guys out there, why not find a guy who's just as great and doesn't have a kid, rather than settling with one who does.
teach09 0
# 83...the OP says the baby is her boyfriends....
godsrightnutsack 0
FAIL parent. @18
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
@#83 > Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. ***Turns out my boyfriend is the father.*** We're 16. FML
CabZ_fml 0
83 you're gorgeous :$
marryspencerreid 22
Wait. Did you say before YOU were 14
_Noon_ 0
Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!
WhoIsThe 7
Obviously not...?
elchapin562 0
damn he F'd his life really quickly and young
davelociraptor 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
for those of you that are confused a grandson is a son of a son
_Noon_ 0
No kidding.
Ret_fml 0
Who exactly didn't know that?
ohnomama 0
A grandson can also be a son of a daughter.
Exlibris 0
And in some bizarre cases your own son :x Which is what they meant in previous comments #4, thanks for playing, try again next time.
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
thanks #4. Im a ****** retard.
xMooMoox 0
#112 Shelby? I didn't know you knew of this site. Since when?
beautiful_mayhem 0
Oh shi-!
seafoam11 8
How did he not tell you?! D: I wish I knew what happened next ;_;
JarJarBinks_fml 0
I lol'd. Time to pack your shit methinks. Unless you really really really like him
ccr69 0
To Hell with really really really liking him, if he had any decency, he would have told you long before now. At least he is in his child's life,
Exlibris 0
Eh, unless they haven't been dating long and that WAS his way of telling her. Too bad the kid isn't old enough to talk , "excuse me ma'am, will you be my mommy?" Good luck with your decision making, I would promptly GTFO. I know it works on TV, but if he's actually responsible about the situation he has probably had to grow up very quickly and at 16 you probably won't be on the same level. Let alone, do you really want to have that added responsibility too?
tsundere 1
I think what people are missing is that the boyfriend had a baby with someone ELSE. Possibly during the time that he was dating this girl, if they were together for a long while now. I'm pretty sure that THAT's the FML the OP is referring to.
_Noon_ 0
I don't think they're together for that long if this is the first time she meets his mother, hm?
the_stereotype 0
or maybe he had the baby with his mother...? *GASP*
jondivey 9
lol at 41
brooklynbridgehi 1
What does op mean
elliepenguin 5
Lol 141 laughed at 41... I'm so lame
fantasyworld 39
11, Could be but I read it as that he didn't tell her that he had a child.
fantasyworld 39
152, OP means Optimus Prime.
mcronin 15
152 it means original poster
crudeandrudeguy 29
I don't think "THAT" is the FML at all, as you so eloquently put it. More the fact that her 16-year-old boyfriend had a baby he didn't tell her about, no reason to go digging deep on this one...
hottopicthief 0
I'm calling fake!
ccr69 0
Based on what? 16 year old men and women **** all the time, get knocked up all the time, and have kids all the time. What makes this particular one fake? That the babydaddy's momma had the child with her? Please reply, I would like to know.
tikimuppet 11
they're hardly men and women at 16.... and where the hell do you come from if kids are having babies "all the time"???
esodrevOcinorhC 0
Visit upstate new york some time
sadistmonkey 19
or often enough that calling fake is really stupid
ccr69 0
I come from a place and a country where teen pregnancies are common enough to be worth noting. No one ever gets pregnant in England?
angorashi 0
Wow. May I suggest birth control? And a new bf?