Anonymous
South Bend, United States
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
pdub523
Longview, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Anonymous
Young love
Today, I thought my husband was going to explode the vein in his forehead when our daughter's new boyfriend turned up with a Mike Tyson face tattoo, a weed cigarette in his mouth, and instead of “Hello” all he said was, “What up, grandpa dude. Is Sarah ready?” Our daughter's name is Sandra. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
nacho
United States
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Notyourstepmom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Anonymous
Acceptance
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
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chicub 4
Don't judge a book by its cover...
domking1315 20
Dude chillout, she said "op"
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Comments (114)
Pandacupcakelove 26
I'm no big fan of tattooes, but as somebody already said before me, don't judge a book by it's cover. Maybe he's a great guy! And maybe he's one of those people who actually thought before getting a tattoo! It could mean a lot to him.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Its*, my bad.
gilliaga73 18
A face tattoo automatically makes him a bad person?
galacticstorm 6
Is the boyfriend's name stu by any chance? Cause' he's got a demon in him
chellyX92 8
I knew a pastor that had neck and a face tattoo. Don't write him off just yet.
Dawson323 4
Why is this a problem?
chrisbravo 4
Is it "BUMFIGHTS" on the forehead?
kittiesgalore 5
For those who are saying the dude won't be able to get a job -- my man has a face tattoo and he makes enough money to support me entirely through college (I'm unemployed with no student loans). I imagine my parents weren't particularly impressed by his array of tattoos, but now they just view him as the loyal, hard-working, and responsible man that he is.
akou616 3
I wish I was dating Mike Tyson
rockerlove2013 6
That's awesome!!!!!!! He could smoke pot
unknown_user5566 27
Generalizations like this one is partially why body modifications have yet to be fully accepted into society. It's ignorant to state that tattoos equate to marijuana use.
rockerlove2013 6
No one knows how old u are on here u could be a creep