AcademicAdvisor
Boston, United States
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Faktafem
Alexa, play "People = Shit" by Slipknot
Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML
Worstjob
United States
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
mallcop
United States
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
coolchicka05
United States
Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
sonotsuave
Arlington, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
g_unit
Canada
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Ugh
Montreal, Canada
Assumptions
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Crapper.
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Anonymous
Slippery Rock, United States
Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML
not_trained_for_this
United States
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Top comments
keithsbooty 20
Secretly awaiting the student's FML "Today, I accidentally pooped my pants in my professor's office due to food poisoning. FML"
CheekyRaccoon 27
Her gaze was cold as ice, none dared to challenge her authority. Those who have ventured to her chambers wished they hadn't. Some have been know to release their bowels when looked at by her chilling gaze. She takes academics seriously.
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Comments (26)
SpyroMello 29
Must have gotten some decimating news
ADOG2645 17
That must have stunk
keithsbooty 20
Secretly awaiting the student's FML "Today, I accidentally pooped my pants in my professor's office due to food poisoning. FML"
c0ffeeb3an 15
Isn't fearful respect what every teacher dreams of?
ssnow_fml 20
Well that's a shitty situation... sorry, I had too.
FujisakiChihiro 24
You make an overused pun and you don't even bother to use proper grammar?
Sandsh8rk 36
No, you didn't.
obviouslywaffles 19
Well... Shit happens.
nityasomaiya 46
You've just gotta make sure where...
Mynamewontfi 40
I gas it was an accident. F the students life.
CheekyRaccoon 27
Her gaze was cold as ice, none dared to challenge her authority. Those who have ventured to her chambers wished they hadn't. Some have been know to release their bowels when looked at by her chilling gaze. She takes academics seriously.
Frau_Blucher 14
Jesus, did the kid have a health condition or something?
StoriesOfMyLife_ 9
As someone who is plagued with arather serious case of Ulcerative Colitis, this was actually my first thought too. Sadly, this possibly could happen to me. I try to not let the general public know just how bad I am and I can totally see my stubbornness putting me in a similar situation. Feel sorry for both parties here.
pavvypower 1
He doesn't. And he is being investigated for malicious pooping. Quite literally shouting 'this is bullshit' and then pooping on a chair- I doubt that there's a physical disability involved.
anyagrande 31
Tbh **** the students life, they probably had food poisoning and that must have been so embarrassed
anyagrande 31
*embarrassing, sorryyyy
gingersss 5
You don't know how embarrassing something like that is unless you've done it. The student may suffer from a medical condition like Crohns, IBS, or Ulcerative Colitis... From someone that has UC in their 20's, it happens.
fpants2010 18
I second this. I've had an intestinal disease since I was 22 and coming close to pooping my pants is an almost daily occurrence.
writergirl1029 17
I have IBS. I once pooped my pants on my way to class in college. They were white shorts.
pavvypower 1
For the record: the student does not have a disability or health problem. And the school is investigating if the student had actually done it on purpose as a form harassment against the staff/faculty member.
StoriesOfMyLife_ 9
Almost 28 and was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis at 19. I feel ya man. Had a situation myself, was walking home from my job when the erge hit. I was directly in the middle of either destination and didn't make it. Fortunately I was going home so I was saved from a more public incident.