Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, after a long airplane trip, I arrived at a hotel hoping to get some rest at last. At around 2 AM, my older daughter (13) suddenly got up to start yelling things while sleepwalking. My younger daughter (4) slept all night peacefully, but I realized she had forgotten to put on her nighttime diaper. FML
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML
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princesskb 1
I didn't realize taking your pants off on a plane was a thing people did.
brinaaa_fml 4
Well, are you a guy or girl? That makes a big difference
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Comments (164)
brinaaa_fml 4
Well, are you a guy or girl? That makes a big difference
gheebuttersnaps 4
More importantly, were you wearing underwear?
Somerandomkidz 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Even more importantly did he have a "erotic" dream if it was a guy...
sryu 9
I'm just glad I wasn't the person sitting next to you
emilytdl 2
It would be hilarious if OP had Spongebob underwear. :)
MDTeddy 13
Boxers are sometimes passed off as shorts in a way unless it is a girl then...boners in the "air".
zaynismylove 2
Harry styles would do this
nutella11_fml 2
121, he did but he had a blanket rapped around and everyone was asleep in the cabin so its all good lool
verkaderk 9
Pants are optional aren't they?
chicub 4
Always...always...
snowboarder531 5
It's not illegal, it's frowned upon.
soccergurrll 8
Thanks a lot Bin Laden
porkpiehat 8
You do know that Bin Laden was Saudi, not Lebanese, right?
Trix_Disorder 20
I don't think that was what he/ she was going for.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No shoes, no shirt, no service. They didn't say anything about "no pants"
soccergurrll 8
#54 uhhh I was going for the hangover reference? I know that bin laden was Saudi, not lebanese
baileyfryemj 6
Love that quote
22cute 17
In Oregon it is now legal to remove all your clothes to get through airport security.
AKGirlinSD 20
Yes! Especially if the Original Poster is a guy named Peter. If so, he shall go by Peter Pantless.
princesskb 1
I didn't realize taking your pants off on a plane was a thing people did.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
It's not
unknown_user5566 27
31- Well, technically it is, considering this FML story. However it *shouldn't* be a thing that people do.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Isn't that why you wear sweats on flights? I know I'm usually in yoga pants or something comfy lol
unknown_user5566 27
48- Same here. I generally don't like wearing PJ's in public, but I make an exception for plane rides.
Virginia6810 16
Only thing that makes sense here is if OP was traveling for business. My husband has to wear a suit when he travels. Even for overnight flights.
freakincool 4
The only person I can think of who would wear pjs out in public is Kurt Cobain maybe. Anyways.
disney_blonde 16
But he said shorts. Which aren't part of a suit.
TEXASDude45 5
Nah its just looked down upon, like masturbating on the plane...
KiddNYC1O 22
You could do just about anything you want if you're in Global First class...
noonenoeone 22
Can you smoke a bowl in first class?
tr1sha 7
Darn you, Osama bin Laden! :)
KiddNYC1O 22
*Just about*
Virginia6810 16
Ah, true. I should have read more carefully.
ShananaginsLOL 13
It is if u join the mile high club
pandainspandex 19
You took your pants off on an airplane??? Seriously, who does that?
zen4681 8
OP apparently
minniemai 0
Harry Styles do that.
Harry_Styles_fml 3
I was just waiting for him to be mentioned :)
I_lost_the_game 25
Grammar Nazi senses tingling because of you, 63…
Somerandomkidz 0
The same people who ********** on a airplane.
theresabiggi 0
Harry Styles
theresabiggi 0
IKR?!
EleanorJCalder 4
Hahaha :) x
minniemai 0
Come on.. Be nice. Does***
ohmandapants 17
YDI. Why didn't you just wear sweatpants or loose clothes if you wanted to be comfortable? Someone else has to sit in your seat after you're done with it you know. I don't understand how you thought it was appropriate to take off your shorts on a plane. Even if you had a blanket over you.
onlychildFTW 34
Airplane seats are gross. No one should remove clothing because so many people sit in them it's just gross. And unhygienic.
crazydudefrom90s 10
It's funny that you have "pants" in your name!
MCRaddict15 15
Did you take the blanket with you? That would've helped the situation entirely.
nado13579 12
Wouldn't be much of an FML if OP did, though.
zuzupetalsYO 11
OP, did you get arrested when you landed? *quiver
blcksocks 19
I hope you didn't get TOO comfy and also removed the underwear..
cash_monkey72 9
Who said OP was wearing underwear in the first place?
jweezy89 4
I think the limit of "too comfy" was exceeded when the shorts were removed in public.
ianbeef 11
Fyl but funny though
DracoSpirita 21
There's a button for that.
chicub 4
As long as there was no morning wood making an appearance I think you're ok- most chicks shorts are shorter than my boxers are...
Anai08 17
I'm sorry, but I can think of no situation ever where it is appropriate to take your clothes off on a plane. You deserve any and all embarrassment OP.
usnwife 18
I've changed clothes on a plane after my daughter spit up on me, which meant I had to take clothes off... But it was in the bathroom. And I put new clothes on. So yeah, taking clothes off and leaving them off - cant think of anything either!
jweezy89 4
What if your clothes were on fire? I'd say that would be a situation where it was appropriate.
Soloman212 28
104- Then you run to the captains quarters, and pound on the door, demanding entry as the human torch. Once in, man the plane and do an emergency landing. If they don't let you in, or if you can't fly a plane, open an exit and jump out. No matter how this pans put, you either A. Landed a plane while on fire or B. Jumped out of a plane while on fire, both of which are very badass things to be able to say you did, assuming you survive, and if not, are very badass ways to die.
actyankee 5
Stop, drop, and roll! But really, what are the chances of your clothes catching on fire on a plane?