mavrick127
Atlanta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Freud would have field day
Today, I was about to hook up with my crush, but he turned out to have a micro penis and couldn’t even get it hard. Then I woke up. I can’t even get laid properly in my dreams. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
Newtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML
brokedick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
jswag2004
Elgin, United States
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
suosi
Indianapolis, United States
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
le_evan
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Time waster
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
tequilashot
Porto Alegre, Brazil 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
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kelciimackk 24
life's hard when you're not
Idontevenknowwhattoput 4
Due to some of the comments that are like a true man this and whatever, I just want to tell you guys that bodies aren't perfect. Just because you were given a random mass of cells one day doesn't mean you know how to control it. And there is nothing wrong with admitting that. Op didn't mess up, and there is nothing he could do. The stress of liking someone, and wanting to impress them and make sure it was perfect probably just got in the way. Honestly that's kind of adorable that he liked her that much, so stop being hard on him! As a female myself I'd like to say that there is nothing wrong with what happened, and if she likes him it shouldn't be a problem! Things happen! It doesn't make him "any less of man" or crap.
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Comments (41)
waleedma 18
Thats bad.... well keep a backup cialis all the time for emergencies something like your wallet condom
BlueSteele220 31
that's when you bottom for him..
allherenotthere 4
This happened to me once, I started a guy I knew really really liked me and when it came time to get down to business, someone didn't get the memo. If she's worth it, she'll understand. Plus its a well known fact that the quality of sex and time in a relationship are directly proportional to each other, at least while you're young.
trucker2 33
Hope you got magic hands,... And perhaps the ability to lick your own eyebrows... She'll forgive you, then.... Totally joking
MoroseMoose 47
If she doesn't give you a second chance, she isn't worth your time.
fl0wcr3atur3 5
Don't worry about it too much. My fiancé couldn't either our first couple of times trying because of nerves. Notice I said fiancé. If she is a nice person she should be understanding.
Mr_Mole 24
I feel your pain.
mysterious_anna 11
Didn't even have the chance to blow your expectations
massive_kaos 14
This happened to me, but now we're married so don't lose hopes OP.
dabeanery55 1
It happens to the best of us man don't worry too much about it. Idk if you tried this but instead of going from kissing to sex, try doing some stuff in between to make an easier transition. Have her go down on you until you're ready to roll then slap a glove on there and go to town. Another word of advice get a regular condom not a super thin one and you'll last way longer!