Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmal
United States
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Anonymous
Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
Anonymous
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
pinky
United Kingdom
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
concom
Cyprus
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Ansharus
Londerzeel, Belgium
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Top comments
airball33 0
Lego's hurt more.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.
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Comments (98)
ZergTDG 6
Ouch, sounds like Legos to me
VictoriaSchultz 8
It probably is since they obviously said it. No offense but I can't stand people that think their the shit and the "baddest bitch".
jerseyboy732 16
will y'all just lay off the damn girl... gettin me pissed off seeing y'all gang up on er
VictoriaSchultz 8
We were just stating facts and/or opinions! Which we have the right to do
VictoriaSchultz 8
Hmm never called you one. Haha pathetic! This is why people "gang up" on her 93.
trollierthanthou 1
67- SWOG
petraphotoDOTca 6
ummmm.... no
jerseyboy732 16
98: quit being such a drama ***** and get a life
jerseyboy732 16
98: quit being such a drama ***** and get a life
marisadc79 0
That sucks but seriously jewelry is a chocking hazard for a 2 year old so it shouldn't have been within their reach. Be happy your foot found it and not your child's mouth. Geez, f**k the kids life.