Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fmal
United States
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Anonymous
Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
Anonymous
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
pinky
United Kingdom
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
concom
Cyprus
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Ansharus
Londerzeel, Belgium
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Top comments
airball33 0
Lego's hurt more.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.
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Comments (98)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
omg the pain since your foot has muscles and all while your ears are simply just flesh D: owwww
BeClassy_BeMe 3
am poo
taybro14 0
Uhhh how does that have anything to do with this fml? I honestly want to know
Dirty_Minded_FML 2
Your two year old has jewellery??? SWAG
catatonicsleep 17
some people pierce babies ears so the kid could have their own...
iLoveFamilyGuy 7
Hey, no matter what form it's in you can at least be happy you found it!
bobbed_shadow 5
That's always a day maker
socoolsophie 4
Why its the username "itskaylabitch" but she says her name is Madison in her info?
samanthajonesdru 1
at least you found something. I usually get a toy lodged in my foot and suffer pain with no gain. be grateful
Cheesecakee 11
because she used to have fake pics i'm assuming she decided to be herself now..
juicypu55y 0
As a parent you should be watching your 2 year old son, as they should not be near such objects that could be easily swallowed at such age. They put everything on their mouth.
marisadc79 0
Agreed fully
russfml 31
I'm not sure the exact circumstances but why did your 2 yr old have your jewelry?