Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fmal
United States
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Anonymous
Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
Anonymous
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
pinky
United Kingdom
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
concom
Cyprus
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Ansharus
Londerzeel, Belgium
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
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airball33 0
Lego's hurt more.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.
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Comments (98)
OkitaCockroach 19
If you can't see a piece of jewellery that you're about to step on, you should get your sight checked...
hellbilly205 17
Oh yes because im sure you stare at the ground you're walking on 24/7 right?
SkoomaKi 28
40 - Im sure the guy that can't look people in the eye from a few FML's ago would disagree.
OkitaCockroach 19
But I mean, she knew it was lost, so I'm sure OP had looked for it, but she couldn't've looked too hard if she stepped on it...
Lizzy500 16
Stud earring in shag carpet? Yeah, that'd be really easy to spot/
j_cat187 20
Gauges are fugly as hell.
Blueglasscup 18
Did anyone else expect him to have eaten it and for her to have found it in his poop?
CcShh 4
Haha me! :D
russfml 31
Yea seems like the op gets a YDI from me, I'm surprised she has gotten this many fmls lol
FilleNoir 21
Owie!! :O
BountyBass 13
Walking on diamond soles
GogoTheGreat 12
How in the world?!
RemyX1 7
OUCH
KiddNYC1O 22
Really?
murdersquirrel 15
Why was your 2 year old playing with jewelry that could cause enough pain for you to submit an FML?
murdersquirrel 15
A gauge is a unit of measure used for body modification among other things. It's not the name of the modification itself.