Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fmal
United States
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Anonymous
Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
momac86
United States
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
Anonymous
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
pinky
United Kingdom
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
concom
Cyprus
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Ansharus
Londerzeel, Belgium
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
flipflap
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
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airball33 0
Lego's hurt more.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Now the jewelry is a part of you. Literally.
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Comments (98)
Snafuusmc 12
Hey at least when you put your shoes on you don't feel shit in between your toes. But I guess this is equivalent to this right?
redmane 21
There is really no need to read between the lines here. It got lodged in OP's foot. Feet have feeling. She felt it in her foot.
Saraahx97 0
Still not as bad as stepping on a leggo.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
so many hurt feet from such a thing :(
Linkerdoodles 15
*Lego. :(
HairyPunisher 27
I have to say YDI. Sorry about your foot but why on earth did you think a two year old could be trusted with jewelry? And if got into your jewelry box or something then shame on you for not watching him.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Do you expect the parents to watch their kids 24/7? There is such a thing as being busy and going to the bathroom.
Sinkhole 26
It's true that you can't watch your kids 24/7, but dangerous things like jewelry should be kept out of the kids' reach. Her two-year-old could have swallowed it. :/
HairyPunisher 27
Do you have any idea how many different ways kids can get themselves hurt or killed when parents take their eyes off of them for a second? Why I just read an article that the pregnant mother of a two year old took five minutes to sit and read a magazine. In that time her toddler managed to climb inside her washer machine and drowned to death. Do you think her response was "Well I can't watch him 24/7!" Of course not. She was a hysterical trainwreck and said she was irresponsible to not have been keeping him within her sight at all times.
heyitskenziee 3
At least you found something. :)
SkoomaKi 28
31 - There was no reason to explain. I'm sure she would've realized soon enough.
mikeymayhem_87 15
A foot plug with a large gauge? That'll probably be more attractive than the huge holes I see some scenesters have around here! Lol
elephantom12 9
Kayla I've noticed a trend in your comments... They suck.
Doxy 22
Oh if only Holmes was real and alive! Only he can help us solve that mystery!
thepatty8474 10
This is just a ****** sad comment..