Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Return to sender
Today, my watch broke so I casually mentioned to my dad that I needed a new one. A little while later he hands me this really nice watch. He says, "Here, this one's been lying around for a while." It was the watch I gave him for Father's Day. FML
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Pstraka6 20
Make sure it's the exact same watch first before making an accusation and then report the jerk!
abNormal62 23
Did you leave it on the nightstand?
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Comments (58)
Mr_Saikaly 35
Be careful of what such teacher might teach you!
MortenM 17
It's pretty nice of the teacher to hold on to the watch for weeks though
Pizzapiggy1 18
"Hold on" , I think that is called stealing
fifi125 21
Watch-out for kleptomaniac teachers!
Dre27 20
I can't even pretend to know what that means
WhackTheJackal 22
Kleptomaniac's are people who are prone to stealing beyond their control.
X_KassidyRose_X 12
Tbh the only way I knew what that meant was from playing sims and picking out their traits.
Pstraka6 20
Make sure it's the exact same watch first before making an accusation and then report the jerk!
trver 4
It's he said she said, and administrators will always side with the adult/teacher. He needs pretty severe concrete evidence to get the administrators to give him his watch back and fire the teacher.
myGRAM 14
This exact situation happened to me once. I pulled the whole "nice watch! I used to have one just like it but I lost it recently" and luckily for me the teacher was honest and said they'd got it from the lost and found
kmaheynoway 25
#11, I'm pretty sure there's a recent FML that just disproved that.
trver 4
#23, I highly doubt it, take a step back and evaluate the situation. If you could walk up to the school administrator and say "this teacher stole my watch" and get your teachers watch and have them lose their job, there would be a lot less teachers out there. The school board will need CONCRETE evidence to take the watch and fire the teacher, because they will have to pay the teacher a pension. The cops will mostly be involved. I don't understand how OP's word will be enough. Even friends saying that OP used to own a watch like that wouldn't be enough
DoomSkuller 28
#23 was referring to the fml about the kid trying to bribe his teacher then reporting him for taking it when he refused to. The principal instantly believed the douchebag kid.
boboates 17
Teachers are always such wonderful role models
91hayek 31
*rolex
amileah13 26
Yikes. Some teacher of yours! Hopefully it's just a simple thing like your teacher has the same one because it's popular or something, but it'd be pretty shitty if he did take it.
DFMLharsh 20
Watch out for such teachers in future.
EclipseCandy6 24
Wonder how it got there :/
daz18m 15
It's time to ask for an A+
igg125 30
No, watches are pretty common.
abNormal62 23
Did you leave it on the nightstand?
vikky538 29
Well that does raise new doubts
TheBadAndGnarly 19
Specifically on the kangaroo?
Epickitty58 29
Well that escalated quickly.