Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
DaniPandi 22
I'm sure that'd go just smoothly.
angrymexican 8
That's even worse.
MusicLastForever 4
Who cries to their male teacher about pregnancy....
ICATiger 13
Omg I'm gona be on MTV!!! :D
joeytheman 10
Say he's the father
shanemaximo 7
You should just have said, "I always thought it would feel exciting to kill someone. *sob*."
ohxdamnxkay02 12
Were you reading the Hunger games ? Cause I cried reading that book too. R.I.P Rue.
LightningCactus 12
Dammit man! I was just about to get to that point! Well, time to go fly one of those airo planes
SmoshFan6 0
Men. Think they know everything...
twilightluvr101 4
Wow thanks 117 I haven't gotten there yet, God dammit:-(!
Idonebeenhad 17
MODS! REMOVE 117'S COMMENT! She's ruining the book for people :( Please and thank you! :3
silentbutfunny 0
I forward 178's motion, its up the the judge now people
at_1sexymofo 3
Well was it?
Zoranius 6
I hope it was Harry Potter.. The part where Dumbledore died was really sad. :(
SpeakOutLoud 1
Preach
Feklfekl2222 32
I would be really scared if this happened to me, but then again I do go to an all boys school.
m3lyc 18
No it wasn't. The bit where Dobby died was really sad.
livkoko 15
What were you reading?
steadycreepin 5
A sad book
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
leogirl95 12
Twilight
marinus_fml 20
Justine biever lyrics
krad204 21
She was crying because she was reading a Twilight book, those are so awful. I would cry if I had to read one.
77777771 12
*bieber
biggestfan23 11
The hunger games
marinus_fml 20
#24 I obviously know that. And I also know its Justin and not Justine... But thanks for pointing out my intentional spelling error. -.-
livkoko 15
I'm actually serious! I'm a lit geek and want to know out of interest.
zombicidal 11
the bible
hawkey126 0
Charlotte's Web.
memyselfandI07 1
Is that a good book? Lol
jizzwold 21
The bible? No, everyone dies at the end.
DaKillaMafia 2
Where the red fern grows almost made me tear up...in 3rd grade
DJ_YDI 4
Damn I read where the red fern grows and it made me tear up too in elementary school, you would have to be heartless not to.
pinkcrayola 0
77 thanks for spoiling the ending -.-
MerrikBarbarian 9
Momma's Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird and Awakenings were both depressing books I was required to read in school
zombicidal 11
it was an alright book but it took way too long to get to the good part and then there was still half a book left
mnmolino 14
Maybe it was The Last Song or The Giving Tree or Of Mice And Men.....
LVblondie 3
..127..you cried at the end of Mice and Men? ..it was sad :( but..what else do you think would have happened?
SomeAnonymousBro 4
OOoh snap
maosquare 18
Life of Pi is depressingly comforting.
Calyx_fml 22
The NDAA that Obama signed nullifying the bill of rights.
ShyAnn29 15
The Giving Tree is a great book!
theladyofepic 3
It could be The Book Thief, I couldn't read that in class because it was so sad.
vindi_fml 3
Being in a college English class as a junior, my teacher chooses either a) books that make you sad as **** or b) books that make you suicidal. Fuuuuck
ProhibitionRose 14
The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton... I cried when Johnny died :(
twilightluvr101 4
163 -I couldn't like ur comment enough, that had to be my favorite book ever! I don't know what it is about it but damn the outsiders was an incredible book I have read it about a million times!
JessieLeigh97 4
DAMMIT I'm reading this currently, and you just ruined it. thanks...
silentbutfunny 0
163 that book makes me wanna name my son sodapop..
JessieLeigh97 4
That was for 163 :p
zombicidal 11
I could tell you who else dies in the outsiders but I'm not a dick
silentbutfunny 0
Its a good movie also. Honestly i want to say its my favorite book of all time. Along with of mice and men. Good movie, one hell of a book
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I feel all warm and fuzzy knowing so many people here still read.
tdawg4200 0
The bible would make me cry too. It's so full of bullshit.
GovernorGeneral 8
Aww outsiders
shannonreneee 11
The lovely bones is an amazing book
XtraEzeee 8
Cat in the hat. That one got to me..
XtraEzeee 8
Cat in the hat. That one got to me..
blackheart24 10
She probably got done reading the Harry Potter series and was crying because it was over. I remember the empty feeling I had after finishing the seventh book... It was like turning the final page of my childhood ;(
MissAimeeAngel 15
Where the Red Fern Grows, it is absolutely the saddest book I ever read as a child. Definitely made me cry, it would probably still make me cry; but it was such a good story.
Angitia 8
The bible is a horrendous book full of slaughter done by an invisible being... I cry even thinking about how it's the bestselling book of the world.
alexturner19 0
Haha I cried when I read I'll love you forever by Robert munshkin?
brunomars09 3
The Giver was the saddest i read. specially when he finds out how they kill the babies :c
OneLittleAdditio 9
Omg thank God. I thought no one was gonna mention The Giver. My favorite book ever. its so educational and entertaining. that book had me thinking about its ideas for months after I read it :)
Matty1188 6
102 - To Kill a Mockingbird
br0ccoli 15
Yes it is and it's beautifully written. Ps: enjoying your apple juice? No one drinks beer with a straw ;)
bosskidz20 2
To kill a mocking bird
mnmolino 14
136- I cried at the end of chapter 5, when George crushes candy.
iluvevil01 11
208- Omg ikr? The giver was so sad! We had to read it for our elementary class at our school and everyone was depressed from it :(
ryry013 6
195 your picture matches your comment perfectly. The outsiders was definitely a good book
Feklfekl2222 32
A rubbish book but it has one incredibly sad part is the house of night betrayed I don't cry at books but I bawled my eyes out at that
spazz666 18
206) actually its the most shop lifted book in the world
Skywalkaz 0
I'm reading that now. It's horribly sad, yet the best book I've ever read.
BeBeast2323 1
The hunger games series..
BeBeast2323 1
I read it in fourth... It was so sad...inter ip.
BeBeast2323 1
Ignore that. I didn't mean to send it.
twilightluvr101 4
And just when I was about to give up completely in my generation, fml just gave me a little more hope!
thischick1659 1
Probably a Lurlene McDaniel book. Those books make me cry every time!
elizabeth9m 4
I cried when i read The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns :'c
XSkullCandyX 4
When I was at secondary school, I had to analyse poems. Admittedly they were great poems, but they had the weirdest subjects- a kleptomaniac going into great depths of detail about stealing a snowman, a person playing god that is intent on killing things and ultimately the reader, and finally a woman who beheads her one-night stand. Got to love Carol Ann Duffy depression at 14.
Angel1000168 16
I want to thumb up but there are 69 thumbs :)
bayleehunter 0
No it's not! Only the cruel and the wicked die either by war or age or execution! The bible is a true story about how the world started and how we should live our lives! Its an amazing book if you take te time to read it. Which I dd because I had history of Christianity as a class.
stargazur 9
I cry all the time when I read! To Kill a Mockingbird is one of my favorite books. The endings of Shiver and Linger had me bawling even though they aren't the most advanced of books to read, I really enjoyed that trilogy.
music_woman1 11
Awkward..
MCTime 12
^ I would love to know what schools you attended. That way, if I ever have children I know which ones to cross off the list first.
FaithDawson 8
Well number 70, that's a hell of username to choose. :/
HeartOfLead 24
He could have used "Horny_Shark", same thing, just saying.
magicdragon5 2
Thank you for using "just saying." at first I thought you were singing, but you have made it clear that you are just saying.
Miss_Trejo 5
I hope you are a girl....
DontClickOnMe 28
Well I'm sure it is. What teacher would ask a male student if it's their special time? That would just be weird.
RadPenny 6
Shouldn't make a difference if a guy cries instead of a girl.
melibear89 7
4- That's a Stupid comment. What guy bleeds? Unless you know of a few that do.
MrSassypants 34
A guy who has a cut...
alexup24 13
real men cry:'(
CrassKal 27
#26- Unless the teacher is mocking them.
tdawg4200 0
There you go sticking to your gender scripts that men don't cry. And people, use some common sense. Clearly OP is a girl.
danielwilliams57 6
Is it? :)
MrSassypants 34
Perhaps not since she submited this FML...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Perhaps she could have been. Maybe it was embarrassing that it was a male teacher and that he actually said "special time." :p
MrSassypants 34
Yes, well... alright time to go give myself a thumbs down.
HeartOfLead 24
"Why of course! Would you to join me?"
wlddog 14
I was gonna ask the same thing.... OP is just being a bit too emotional.. Course,, why did the teacher need that info?
mgubi4568 0
That seems inappropriate, but what were you reading?!?
EduJav321 24
Grapes of wrath? Very very sad book...
DKjazz 20
Marley & Me. :(
julialinn 2
A Junie B. Jones book, of course.
mnmolino 14
Of Mice And Men
IStoleTheCookies 16
The Lovely Bones... That film creeps me out. The book is worse, there is more detail. *shudder* :(
kimcompton83 12
Thank your teacher for being concerned?
1ManBrigade 1
"Thank you teacher for caring about my menstrual problems"
Redoxx_fml 22
Or just yell out: "It's peanut butter jelly time!"
brookie_0841 1
Haha kind of funny. However that was rude of him to ask that.
maronofhearts 19
How rude of your teacher to notice you were crying and try to help. Such a terrible person he is indeed for caring about his students
brookie_0841 1
The fact that he said what he said is rude. The fact that he cared was not rude, he could have simply asked if everything was okay.
ShyAnn29 15
Why was it rude? He was trying to help, at least he didn't ask her that in front of the whole class!
20th_century_fox 3
it's rude because it's none of his damn business! and also, when girls get upset and guys ask if they're on their period, it illegitimizes any real emotions for women. it makes it so we're not allowed to be sad or angry unless we're experiencing a hormonal imbalance brought on by our menstrual cycles.
fuzz97 23
I don't think it's OP's special time, I think OP is just special. If you know what I mean.
zachherbert 10
I think I know what you were intending, and it was rude and unfunny.
MrSassypants 34
I think you are a rude, dumb, idiotic, stupid, ignorant assface if you know what I mean.
Michael_92 20
Wow so you make fun of as you say "special" people? What the hell is wrong with you!?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#71 - Your redundancy isn't helping your insult.
MrSassypants 34
I know but my redundancy is redundant. :)
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
11-**** you. I know lots of kids with aspergers and other learning disorders that are probably better people than you.
MusicLastForever 4
Hey that's alright. I cried in class when I read The Hunger Games. Your teacher just wants to make sure you're okay. ;)
hthelittleone 10
Favorite book ever.
MusicLastForever 4
I know. I read it in 2 days.
antwon86 4
Doubt it… that books 1,000,000,001 pages long.
s15c 9
That's more than 10.
Justin23L 2
We don't all read at a 1st grade level, Antwon.
MusicLastForever 4
It has like 320 pages. BRO.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Whole trilogy. Sick in bed. 1 day. Amazing.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Don't worry OP, today I also cried in class. I was reading Frankenstein and it just kills me when the creature starts his tale.
Makadog 0
The hell? Good book.