Nyah Murphy
Knackered
Today, I fell asleep for 20 minutes during my first final in law school. I took a $70k loan to be here. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to sleep in for 5 extra minutes. Those 5 extra minutes became 55 minutes, which, coincidentally, was roughly the length of the midterm I missed. FML
TooPoorForPrivateUni
Mitcham, United Kingdom
Today, I got into my dream university. I also got turned down for the scholarship and the loan that would enable me to actually go. FML
Spoopy Flame III
Academia ain't for everyone
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
M_Kclift1994
United States
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
latepayer
United States
Today, I found out that I owed my school $0.20. They decided to charge me a late fee of $20 for deferring the intial payment. FML
peoplesuck
United States
Away with the fairies
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
No diploma
Extenuating circumstances
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML
Top comments
pjsr 33
70,000 reasons to make sure you’re well-rested and alert; an extra $5 for coffee or an energy drink might protect the 70K.
TeachAllTheMath 19
A $70k mistake? Ouch.
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pjsr 33
70,000 reasons to make sure you’re well-rested and alert; an extra $5 for coffee or an energy drink might protect the 70K.
Caci Johnson 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's your fault for paying $70,000 to be a professional liar lol. I definitely would have had some coffee or something. It's called "Protecting your investment."
TeachAllTheMath 19
A $70k mistake? Ouch.
Mungolikecandy 19
You felt asleep! I am certain there is a crime somewhere there.
littlekellilee 45
Were you very stressed and took these extra measures everyone is saying but still feel asleep? If yes, you may have narcolepsy. I didn't realize I had it until I had a high stress work day where I fell asleep walking to a meeting.
Satrio Wicaksono 2
Felt feel....fell fall asleep. Standard in law school is slipping these days.
acmariner99 25
You’re not improving the general opinion of lawyers ... learn to spell. YDI.
bartsj1988 7
There weren't any spelling mistakes in OP's post.
RichardPencil 32
I’ve heard of lawyers falling asleep in the courtroom. I just never knew you were trained to do that!
CaptainBlack 18
Hey, worst case you can sue the law school for not making you a good enough lawyer. Then, if you're not a good enough lawyer to win, maybe you'll win!
bartsj1988 7
There is a Harvard graduate who tried suing Harvard because she couldn't land a job she wanted.
Ryan Bridger 7
going to law school and u cant spell fell... i think u got worse issues then falling asleep.