Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Stand up guy
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Making whoopee
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Bad sex
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
Bad news
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Oh look, there's a nice curb with his name on it.
JOFreeman 13
The interesting part is how did you find out... But still definitely sucks...
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thinblue32 15
That unfaithful bastard, and with a child on the way?!
may14th 26
I feel so bad for your kid. Growing up in a household like that is not easy.
Ellykay 17
Kick his ass out. You can find a real man who will support you and the baby. Best of luck
ostfaiz 18
disgraceful..u must be badly hurt Op FYL
J215B 33
I foresee a quickie divorce in your future....
lina21 12
Wow. What a time to be a douche on his part. Sorry OP, but I guess better to find out now than to be raising a baby with him? Most men are that helpful, because they actually want to take care of their wife.
aliciavanham 13
Make him suffer so hard for his mistake. While devorcing him ofcourse.
Flashman9000 9
You need to try to forgive him for your child.
sarahannety 4
No, she definitely doesn't.
PennyLane27 32
Why? So the child can grow up in an awful environment and OP gets to be miserable forever? No. My single mom friends are amazing, powerful women who have awesome kids.
MzZombicidal 36
That child will do perfectly fine without a scumbag, lying, cheating father and with a mother that respects herself enough to not deal with that bullshit.
Babymamak 3
#34 seriously? He's going to do it again. I know this from experience. I got cheated on while pregnant with my daughter, not only that I caught him again after I had my daughter. Guys like that have no remorse for what they done. Forgive him ass, they will ten times happy w/o him.
tiarnatargaryen 23
#34 - I didn't know they had internet in the 1950s
heartofhannah 28
What a dick.
RA91 26
That sucks, sorry op