Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Oh look, there's a nice curb with his name on it.
JOFreeman 13
The interesting part is how did you find out... But still definitely sucks...
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Comments (135)
SirJKCaptain 12
I understand the guy's needs and all to be fulfilled, but wow, Seriously?!!
tiarnatargaryen 23
If he needs his needs filled so badly he has a hand
Sakuraashita 15
I know a lot of people are saying divorce him straight away, and normally I'd agree, but given the fact that you might wind up with a child who will never know his father and be stuck being a single parent straight out of pregnancy, maybe you should try marriage counselling and see if there's any way to make things work or at least hold it together until you're able to get a contingency plan in place... Not saying that I condone cheating of course, but that's a terrible position to wind up in, OP.
GlitterScribbles 9
being a single parent is better than being married to a cheating asshole that can't be trusted.
jamiescot9 7
54- If OP's husband is going to stop being in his child's life thus leaving her to raise the child completely on her own then he wasn't going to be an active person in his child's life regardless. They might have lived in the same house but the father wouldn't have put forth any effort to actually be a parent. Effort such as: helping with homework, taking time to go see his/her extracurricular activities (athletic competitions, ballet, school concerts, etc.). I don't know why people automatically think that if parents get divorced that means the mother is automatically on her own and the father won't have any role in the child's life. Currently banging the mother isn't a prerequisite in order for a man to be an active father in his child's life even though some people seem to think so.
brendejafulable 41
Terrible
ladytigerhunts 20
That's gotta hurt!
thundermoo 16
Wow. I can't say you should just leave him, he'll still always be your child's father. I hope he realizes that too and starts to act like an adult. It's time for him to man up. I sympathize with your pain.
Nikki_Shay 4
Looks like it's time to dump all his things at the nearest charity...and to kick him out! You and your baby will be better off with a man who can be happily loyal to his family. Best wishes OP!
thelastavailable 13
This needs a follow-up. Preferably one from the husband about how she's kicked him out on his ass into the pouring rain and when he goes to his mistress he finds out she's cheating on him with his brother.
alexakadestany 5
You deserve so much better.
laaryssa 21
I hope it's your now soon to be ex husband
pond 3
You poor girl!! :( I'm praying for you! Keep your chin up! :'( men can be real assholes.