Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML
Today, I was offered a position as a trainer at a great company. My manager was livid when I told her. This is after she told me I was wasting my time trying to become a trainer and if I wanted to become one, I should apply elsewhere. FML
Today, I was supposed to start a new job. I had accepted a new position with a different company three weeks ago, and gave my notice. At the time, I even trained my replacement. Today, I found out that my new work doesn't need me anymore. So, I'm unemployed. FML
Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML
Today, my new manager, who I have spent the last three months training, had a managers' meeting and now won't be returning. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, I learned that my boss is training one the the trainees I trained to be supervisor. Everyone supports this, including me. So what's the issue? I was promised that position almost 2 years ago. Apparently, I train people well enough to promote, but I'm not good enough to be promoted myself. FML
Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year-old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML
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Top comments
Hannerzzz 0
I didnt know mangers could talk.
DocBastard 40
Joseph Heller would be proud.
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Comments (30)
Hannerzzz 0
I didnt know mangers could talk.
amberbby69 6
bahahahha!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this reminds me of when i was transferred from my lolly shop i worked at to willy wonka's choclate factory, we went on a wild adventure and i met oompa-loompa's and ate all the choclate you could dream of. it was awesome!!!
imnotonaboat 0
You're fired win
woofis 0
you've been ******
trueblue42 4
welcome to the world of corporate bullshit!
Wheels6130 0
lol
amberbby69 6
Maybe they just didn't want to hire you anymore. lol
xLoginx 0
that's the smart way of firing you
DocBastard 40
Joseph Heller would be proud.
beccusmaximus 0
Indeed!
DocBastard 40
Boy am I glad someone got this. For all the people reading this thinking, "Who the hell is Joseph Heller?" just google him. You'll figure it out. Maby. That last one was for ImaginaryFoe.
Zebidee 9
Nice literary reference. Oh, and LOL at "maby"!
A_beautiful_mind 0
Doc, I love all your comments. This one made my day, though.
PointAndLaugh 0
#10 I think you're breasts are pertruding your shirt. That is all.
mintcar 10
Hahaha, they clearly want you gone? FYL.
flashback.miss 28
.mmmm wow.
smiley_ily 0
awww :( you don't need them. you'll find a new job... might not be easy but good luck :)
beccusmaximus 0
Ahh, the joys of working for a corporation. Miscommunication and poor management.
Zebidee 9
Clearly, it's their problem. Tell them to talk to each other. They're the ones being paid as managers - let them manage something.
trueblue42 4
^agreed
Newenglandneisha 0
I agree w/ Zeb. If not find a good lawyer
CkMystic 0
this is def not worth going to court for. and what would she sue for? hmmmm