Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
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Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend is sulking because he actually thought two weeks paternity leave was going to be our new baby sleeping 18 hours a day while he played his Xbox, and get paid not to go to work every day. He was wrong, it’s been three days, and he’s exhausted already and whining. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, my husband is "too busy" and refuses to even talk with me for more than two minutes, but has enough time to spend hour-long phone conversations with his buddies. If only I were not stuck with him and our second baby at home during a pandemic… FML
Today, my baby daddy texted me after months of me being alone and pregnant, asking if we could hang out. I'm on bed rest, and almost due. FML
Today, at nearly 9 months pregnant, I came home to find the nursery that had been set up was now completely stripped of everything. My husband was angry at me for not forgiving him for getting another woman pregnant at the same time, so he took everything from the room and gave it to her. FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, I’m 8 months pregnant. The father says the he won’t come to any more appointments, the baby shower, or even the birth unless his new girlfriend is allowed to be in the room when I deliver. I said absolutely not, so he told me to never call him again, and blocked me. They’ve been together for 2 months. FML
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Top comments
Stephanie Claire 12
Sounds like it’s time to find yourself a new, improved one
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Do people change this much after marriage? I mean, what kind of a douche do you have to be to leave your 10 months pregnant wife to get his dick wet 😑
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Stephanie Claire 12
Sounds like it’s time to find yourself a new, improved one
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Do people change this much after marriage? I mean, what kind of a douche do you have to be to leave your 10 months pregnant wife to get his dick wet 😑
slkeithh 14
No. They are the same. It's the wrong kind of people choosing to get married for the wrong reasons. I can't imagine this is a sudden huge red flag for OP.
ScarletteEve 33
10 weeks, if you're pregnant for 10 months, you've got a problem.
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Haha yeah, my bad.
awildwhisper 30
Oh wow! No one should have to go through that. I wish you the best with your child and I hope you have support from your family and friends.
RichardPencil 32
Be patient. Eventually, he’ll get those other women pregnant and you’ll have your kid, so he’ll need to “relax” with you. All’s well that ends well.
browneyedgrl94 5
at that point i would tell him piece out!! no matter how pregnant i was. that is super disrespectful!!!!!
really_wth 5
Well, you can kick back and “relax” while collecting alimony and child support...😈
Emma Marshall 19
Up the child support payments
Justin Allan Bannister 9
maybe you're just assuming things? But then again I don't know you. but I'm just saying maybe you're overthinking things
mssileas 25
How can a person overthink their partner and father of their unborn child claiming he needs to be allowed to have affairs so he can relax? Even if I'm UNDERthinking this, it's horrible.
Justin Allan Bannister 9
it doesn't say that he's cheating...... sounds like shes assuming it. if she has proof can him, if not, maybe hes needing a lil time to think, men are screwed regardless, I've told my girl I needed time to think, I want cheating, I was thinking shit out. the stepping stone in a relationship is trust...... follow up OP..... be cool
mssileas 25
There's a special hell for men who get their women pregnant and then have the guts to complain about how it's stressful for THEM (or better yet, how they "can't handle the physical changes" bc God forbid stretch marks and a few extra pounds).
Justin Allan Bannister 9
always good to have a little time to oneself, if hes cheating, toss his ass out, if hes not, then wow.... calm yourself feminazi
mssileas 25
If he's not already cheating than he's still convinced he 'deserves' sleeping around because his wife's pregnancy is stressful TO HIM lmao. Fine, once she has the baby and recovery period is over, put it in his arms and tell him it's his responsibility now while she goes out and relaxes with some fit young guys, it's only fair after she had to hear his complaining for months. This is just gross behavior towards your partner who you are in a committed relationship with. And call me a feminazi all you want, but there's few things that enrage me more than this BS of abandoning women in the very time they'd actually need support from their partners. Because they are pregnant, and while they make it through alienating physical changes, hormone fluctuations, nausea, migraines, have their organs squished together only in order to create a new life with their partner, all they get is "gross, fat, stretch marks, uhh so annoying, my grandma birthed twenty kids standing up (your grandma also lost twenty kids due to no medical assistance btw)". So miss me with this condescending crap of "maybe he hasn't actually put his d*ck in some other person so far" as if that's the point.
roguespartan113 15
Divorce him