Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Oh look, there's a nice curb with his name on it.
JOFreeman 13
The interesting part is how did you find out... But still definitely sucks...
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Comments (135)
missypetite 4
divorce!
Dro23 10
Sorry to hear that OP:( Dump him & don't let him get close to your kid.
acrawf350 9
Im so sorry OP.
sonnyrosa 32
I live in Nova Scotia... want me to curb stomp that asshole of a husband of yours? You deserve better sweetie
shepp626 11
There's a special place in hell for men like that
2Wing0Nut10 8
I'm so sorry!! I know what you're going through. Just know that it does get easier.
rocketiquette 20
Jesus Christ I could not imagine the pain and fury you are experiencing right now. I'm so sorry OP.
bkbrown01 3
Why the heck are there even people who are "liking" the "You deserve it"?!
KaterinaPatrova 10
I admire you for not murdering him because I sure would have.
DenverTyrrell 13
That is just so bad I can't even say, so sorry OP