Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
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Kobwebs 19
If he's too embarrassed to buy condoms, he's definitely not ready for sex.
Wersome 13
Sorry Op but if either of you are too embarrassed to buy condoms then you are not ready for sex.
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Comments (177)
vikky538 29
Tell him that cover is ain't a cover.
writerchic85 26
If he was too embarrassed why couldn't you have gone and gotten them?
stieglar 17
But why would you want your first time to happen with a condom????
doemetoch 28
Wild guess: because they don't want to have a baby right now. Also, he might not be a virgin, so taking safer sex precautions is still important.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
How old are you and your boyfriend? Because mature people would buy condoms and not care what people think, and you have to be mature to have safe sex.
GeorgiaBea 28
Then y'all are not ready for sex...
katina1236 20
If he's too embarrassed to buy condoms and offers something that stupid as an alternative then he's to immature to be having sex
eva_xoxxoxo 6
you didn't lose your virgnity to him did you?
lccc_ 18
why didn't you get some then?
tlnorman 18
Because she's not wearing them. He wants to have sex he can buy them.
kalbrek009 20
I agree that it can be awkward & even nerve racking to buy condoms. However, if he can't "man up" to buy some then he's not what I'd call "man enough" to have sex. If you're both 18+, you can go through the self checkout line (with a couple of other items), if not (both) at least 18...you're better off waiting until your both legally consenting adults. OP, you didn't state your ages or how long you've been dating. A lot of people will "think" that they're "in love" with the first person they have sex with...it's just a chemical reaction in the brain that causes the bonding feeling...been there, done that (at 18 1/2) glad I waited until then as first times can make you think you "feel" all kinds of emotions that aren't real...(3 months later we went our separate ways).
Darwin54 6
I am going you say you probably dodged a bullet there