arace15336
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Lalalala
Austin, United States
Post-it
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Anonymous
Get back here!
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
LasagnaRawks
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
Lonely
United States
Happy… where d'he go?
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Shocked
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
I promise…
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Anonymous
So special
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
reserved
Paso Robles, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Anonymous
Dodgy
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
nofriends
Boise, United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Top comments
remy3106 10
so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present
43bubba34 25
you always gotta get one last *******.
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Comments (85)
PEHDEL 0
wow your life sucks
DeadWindstrider 0
What's the present?
JuliaM1000 10
Haha! He doesn't like u. :( jkjk
marinus_fml 20
just tell him on his bday that the present was an IOU and take all his money ;) on a serious note, FYL op.
ThereIsNoFork 0
12: maybe the boyfriend is a deadbeat and has no money? That's why he's waiting for said present.
marinus_fml 20
#13, never thought of that. thanks for enlightening me :)
ThereIsNoFork 0
No problemo 15. Unless that was sarcastic. Haha :P
legonut4 0
once you give him the present he will dump you
marinus_fml 20
#17 I was semi sarcastic :P but why would OP even want to date a deadbeat....
ChelseaXD 0
#19 maybe she wanted to "change" him. haha. and Op fyl, that sucks. must of been one hell of a gift though! ;)
ThereIsNoFork 0
Good point 19. Well maybe OP has low self-esteem or some inferiority complex...
Jessi2487 0
dump his azz before his birthday and return the present. *wipes hands* my work here is done :p
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
I hope you're not dumb enough to stay with him OP
AlesanaLTL 0
what 22 said you shouldnt have to go thru crap like that no one should
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Break up with him and don't give him his present.
ScarletAshes 0
I agree with 28 that will be the best gift to him ^_^
Cooluu 5
give him a baby that will make him stay with you
shootdierepeat 0
how dumb do you think all us are we don't need someone to explain the story
iceicebaby24 0
dude, its the same thing any smart guy would stay in any relationship for any amount of time; SEX.
big_smucker 0
yeah one day before or, dump him for his bday
benny2465 0
no 10. he really doesn't like her
iShockwavezZ 0
it's ok, your wallet must be empty from Starbucks anyway lol
grunt656 0
what you should do is buy a bear trap for his present, then tell him to close his eyes and put it on his **** lol }:)>
NeroKR13 0
what a dick...
43bubba34 25
you always gotta get one last *******.
aulds 0
So dump him
remy3106 10
so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present
Vehicle 1
Don't give it to him! Give it to his brother or dad.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Now you have the upper hand! Get him a sack of shit (or bricks), and a kick in the testicles for his present. Don't forget to yell, "SURPRISE!"
DivineGarden 0
BIRTHDAY SEX
starile 20
BIRTHDAY EX
Filipwnage 0
IT'S THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR GUURLL.
nyc718 0
give me the gift. I have as much feelings towards you as he does!
Big_Boner 3
Keep the present and dump the douche. Win-win situation. :D